Amsterdam pinhead bureaucrat Van Buren accuses cruise ships of being a polluting form of tourism. What is he smoking?

Crystal agrees to let Fincantieri build two new vessels!

Princess Cruises will guarantee you will receive the best price if you book now!

The Holy Hemmoroids hit another bulker minding its own business!

JetBlue leaving the privacy doors open on lay-flat suites to save money. Cheap and stupid!

Crystal is bringing back casinos in partnership with high-end Casino De Royale!

Roller Coasters and penguins! SeaWorld Orlando thinks they go together!

The morgue is next to the ice cream freezer on Holland America. Please don't confuse them!

Carnival Corp is not interested in the small "does not push the needle" riverboat business!

Villa Vie ship is still stuck in drydock! What's wrong this time?

Silversea's boss says homeporting for his line would be good!

The Holy Hemmoroids attacks are causing massive increases in shipping costs!

Carnival Boss is pleased with the results for the second quarter. The company is firing on all cylinders!

You can fly around the world with Four Seasons for only 10K a day per person!

Carnival Corp. and the Port of Seattle sign 10-year preferential berthing deal!

Cruising for Dummies! Norwegian Cruise Line will now advertise cruise prices with all fees included!

Explora Journey's new Italian menu in Anthology will cost 150 US cannolis!

Resorts World Cruises celebrates two years in business by still paying their bills!

Who pays 76K per night for a suite at the Mark in NYC? Only a mark!

The Holy Hemorrhoids are now firing missiles at Haifa. They better run for cover!

Did you know Fincantieri builds US warships?

Another Love Boat Cruise on August 31!

Silversea Boss says they are leading the way with innovation! With a pool not in the middle?

The Houthis attacked two more ships! No end in sight for that situation, but there could be!

Electric cruise ships are the future? The Guru thinks so!

Holland America upgrading their chocolates on the pillow!

Some Sitka residents are determined to reduce ship visits. The Guru says skipping "boring" Sitka is ok with him!

American Airlines needs to use common sense testing on all future employees!

The new Regent Seven Seas ship will be called Prestige!

Fincantieri will not have the new Explora II finished on time for MSC!

Will one billion people watch the America's Cup?

Oceania's two new Culinary Bosses are excited to add new menu items!

Explora Journeys hopes to tell the world about their ship by sponsoring the America's Cup!

Atlas Ocean Voyages is hoping that stargazing will sell a few staterooms!

Shore Power is a hot topic in Canada/New England symposium in NYC!

Can the Sea Cloud sailing ship really be 93 years old?

PortMiami can only hook up three ships for shore power at one time.

Jet Blue is making their Blue Basic economy fare a little bluer!

Will the EU ever get its facial technology system working?

Azamara's fare will include all fees and charges as of June 20!