In today's preview, catch the back half of Today in History and some of our closing remarks involving another period book for Dan to read

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Dan's problem is he found a dead rabbit in his pool skewer and his wife made him clean it up. Jake's problem is Dan asked if Buc-ee's started in Texas. Somehow, we manage. Dianna Russini sheds light on how she was getting inside info, big Thursday Viewer Mail bag, and a wild story out of Godley involving the police, a prostitute, a sex ed class, and a girl Jake went to high school with

• (00:00) - Open: Dan's dead bunny
• (24:36) - Sports: Troy Aikman's conundrum
• (33:37) - Dianna Russini and Mike Vrabel
• (57:12) - Big Thursday Viewer Mail bag
• (01:40:13) - News: Godley's prostitution ring
• (02:02:49) - VM birthdays/Today in History

Brian Schottenheimer is the gift that keeps on giving. He thinks he's awesome because he pays for dinners and was a prodigy at 32. We need good football players, Schotty. Ping pong skills are irrelevant.

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We have a long Easter weekend to catch up on, the Rangers were the cause of our painful Sunday night with a reverse sweep situation at home, and Lamar Odom isn't the greatest person in the world

• (00:00) - Open: Easter weekend check
• (53:52) - Sports: Rangers swept
• (01:29:01) - Lamar Odom documentary
• (01:38:24) - News: Houston man stuck in chimney
• (01:49:10) - VM birthdays/Today in History
• (02:15:50) - Closing remarks: Puddle Pools

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We're live from the bus at Texas Rangers Opening Day! We're joined by Texas Rangers broadcaster, Jared Sandler, and former Fox Sports Southwest hall of famer, Jim Knox, who takes out the wireless

• (00:00) - Open: Live from the bus
• (27:44) - Sports: CB Bucknor
• (39:56) - March MBR
• (01:14:46) - Jared Sandler: 2026 Rangers outlook
• (01:39:15) - News: Pooh Shiesty Pooh Shiesty
• (01:53:50) - Jim Knox with the wireless
• (02:20:39) - VM birthdays/Today in History with Heart Attack Man

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Dan is not a fan of the 7 a.m. workout, The Handoff is back, Lori Brown from Fox 4 stops by in studio to explain where the Mavs could move to after the AAC, and Gucci Mane kidnapped?? In Dallas??

• (00:00) - Open: Dan hated the 7 a.m. workout
• (08:41) - Sesh: Jaden Ivey waived
• (36:52) - The Handoff: Smoothies
• (51:17) - Lori Brown: Mavs new home at City Hall
• (01:16:03) - Big Thursday Viewer Mail Bag
• (01:54:35) - News: Gucci Mane kidnapped
• (02:10:03) - VM birthdays/Today in History

Jake sits down with three candidates for school board in Grapevine-Colleyville. Matthew White (Place 5) is running against incumbent AJ Pontillo. Lindsey Sheguit (Place 6) is running against incumbent Diana Sager. Darrell Brown (Place 7) is running against incumbent Mary Humphrey. Election Day is May 2.

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Darrell "Housh" Doucette joins the show to talk about playing NFL players in flag football and why he knew Team USA would take care of business