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We're live from Zoli's Pizza in Fort Worth and we begin with a book review by Dan informing Julie on How To Become A Woman. Then Emily Jones stops by on MLB Opening Day and a fat Viewer Mail which asks the question, if mouse is the singular version of mice, why don't we call a piece of rice "rouse"?

• (00:00) - Open: Dan reviews On Becoming a Woman with Julie Dobbs
• (29:22) - Sports: MLB Opening Day
• (55:49) - Big Thursday Viewer Mail Bag
• (01:28:09) - Puka Nacua's biting with Emily Jones
• (01:44:04) - News: Dog breeding ring busted
• (02:02:55) - VM birthdays/Today in History

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We had some weekend check carried over from Monday including explaining to Michael Mooney what Blake's birthday party bit is. Then we talk to "Reality Steve" Carbone, who is a former Ticket employee that had a hand in one of the funnies moments in Ticket history (hyperbole)

Show run sheet:
0:00 - Open: Weekend check continued

33:24 - Reality Steve Carbone: Breaking into the Top 10

1:09:28 - Sports: Luka’s unreal run

1:20:02 - Michael Mooney: Writing Runnin’ Down a Dream

1:46:31 - News: This story was sent to us one million times

2:08:23 - VM birthdays/Today in History

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We all went to see the Akaash Singh show at The Majestic over the weekend. The NFL players thought they'd lap the Team USA flag football team and were quickly dismissed by the guys who actually play flag football. And we have a special guest in studio, former GameStop executive, Frank Hamlin, on his new book detailing his career and what it was like in the building during the short squeeze in 2020 titled Skinny Dipping at Low Tide

• (00:00) - Open: Akaash Singh show at The Majestic
• (30:10) - Weekend check: Dan out on Dinosaurs
• (45:00) - Frank Hamlin: Skinny Dipping at Low Tide
• (01:33:06) - NFL players get embarrassed at flag football
• (01:55:31) - News: RIP rainbow crosswalks
• (02:17:51) - VM birthdays/Today in History

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We begin by memorializing the great Walker Texas Ranger and Jake delivers some audio of Dan sounding like Trump

Show run sheet:
0:00 - Open: With Friday Mike Sirois

15:45 - Sesh: Trump as Dan watching Sinners

34:51 - KJ Ellis: Nicole Curtis’s apology

1:48:13 - News: RIP Chuck Norris

2:05:08 - VM birthdays/Today in History with Heart Attack Man

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Jake is back from Camp Fimfo just in time to explain why Afroman is on trial. We have a big Viewer Mail packed with bad bits, movie inconsistencies, and gummy thoughts. Then the New York Mets have finally gotten on the Argyle Eagles level

• (00:00) - Open: Jake is back from Camp Fimfo
• (15:53) - Today in Twitter: Wings moving to AAC
• (30:26) - Sports: Browns want more trade options
• (51:00) - Big Thursday Viewer Mail Bag
• (01:24:21) - The Afroman trial
• (01:46:41) - News: Silsbee animal control
• (02:11:32) - VM birthdays/Today in History

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We speak with Jared Sandler live from Rangers Spring Training in Arizona about his upcoming broadcast duties and if thank you cards are necessary, then check in with the original Cheryl tweet and how Tech has remodeled their weight room

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With no Jake today, we sub in Kent Garrison from The Athletic to talk about last night's Oscars, Brandon Leak from Atlanta sports radio explains why the Magic City strip club promotion was canceled by the NBA, and Brandon Aubrey joins us post Arlington Grand Prix and mid contract negotiations with the Dallas Cowboys

• (00:00) - Open: Weekend check
• (39:12) - Oscars talk with Kent Garrison
• (01:16:08) - Magic City promotion with Brandon Leak
• (01:34:41) - The Brandon Aubrey Show
• (02:03:43) - News: Ankle monitor cut
• (02:23:29) - VM birthdays/Today in History

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Why are we called The Dumb Zone? You'll find out in the first minute

Full show run sheet:
0:00 - Open: With Mike Sirois

32:08 - Sports: Kyler signs for Minnesota

50:23 - Friday Follow-Up: Special teams unit

1:03:59 - Discovery Zone: Hiroo Onoda

1:31:11 - News: TSA about to strike

1:52:08 - VM birthdays/Today in History with Heart Attack Man

2:26:00 - Closing remarks