We return from the depths of "life stuff" to give you another clumsy foray into things we've never tried. Whether it's getting our bones vaporized by a tiny but fierce thai lady, or taking swigs of our hobgoblin in the early morning, they're all going on that sweet, sweet bucketlist. Rats get medals, people turn into crabs, and 31-year olds need help opening things that even children can. This is our reality this week. Give us a go!

We're feeling smart and pampered this week as we talk about how to outsmart computer AIs set to the most novice of beginner levels, and try out a nice, new look! Strangely enough, both things end up connected to the strategy role-playing game series Fire Emblem. Don't ask why. Or, as we learn in our media segment: "Don't think it, don't say it." Or if you do, at least imagine it in the voice of well-known hillbilly Arnold Schwarzenegger.

Once again we come to you with things we have done either quite well, or poorly enough that even children ages 5-8 can do a better job. But we do them anyway! And listen, some of those kids have really dextrous coordination for being so small. In this episode we also learn about Bollywood, Vocaloids, getting tipped winning lottery tickets and, of course, the most popular bird there ever was: the bat.