Today The Monk and Cap are rambling again, we're talking wrasslin, exploding subs, stache cast, and getting our first hard ons! All that plus a review of Johnny Depps Secret window and so much more!

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This week in part 2 of The H2Dub review of Mercenary for Justice, the movie continues to assault our heroes while Cap continues to assault his liver with alcohol just to make it through. We're talking BAD movies, over priced luggage, the pros and cons of wearable technology, government tracking chips, global warming and beard grooming! Really cramming in the talking points and tangents as usual..

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Today begins an odyssey, an endurance trial, a war....a year ago Captain LAMOTU and The Monk watched a movie so poorly written, badly acted, horribly shot, terribly directed, and altogether straight up and down butts that it nearly broke the spirit of The H2Dub...It's been sitting in the vault ever since, just 6 and a half hours of raw audio pain, but now, at long last, it's time. Cut down to a lean 4 hours or so over 2 parts: H2Dub Vs Mercenary for Justice! Cap asked for a real bottom of the bowl, greasy Seagal Turd and this one delivered! The world may never be the same again!

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It's the 4th of July and we are celebrating freedom by talking Cassius Clay, not the one who rope-a-doped Big George Foreman but rather the one for whom he was named. That's right, the senator clubbinest, pistol duelinest, cannon lovinest, anti-confederate you've never heard of. Until Now!

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Well kids, come gather 'round for the 50th Episode of The Hard2Watch Podcast. The most EPIC episode to date! We've got orgasms at funerals, Cap starts singing again, hot takes on A.I. art, batshit bedtime stories, ziggurats made of your aunties, and an EXCLUSIVE interview that is guaranteed to make you wish you were watching a movie about a CIA sponsored werewolf out for revenge! Plus we wax poetic on what could've been in the MCU and SO MUCH MORE! Get your goddamn popcorn ready because it's on like Monkey Kong!!!

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We go back to a time before we lost the time machine to celebrate our Veterans on Memorial Day and learn about an amazing feat by and amazing man as The Hard2Watch Podcast celebrates Henry Johnson. Like the Wu Tang Clan, this dude ain't nothin to fuck with!

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Captain LAMOTU and The Monk discuss presidential brain worms, the state of modern reading technology, why running as a hobby is a red flag, and the Cap ruminates about how his pop used to make up and fall asleep during bedtime stories and reads you a couple first edition tales from The Brothers Grimm. This ain't your grandma's Rapunzel....it's like your great great great great grandmother's Rapunzel so there's a lot more fornication and violence! Classic children's fairytales The Hard2Watch Way!

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Well kids, we're back in Jefferson Parrish with Steve and the gang to take on crime and the stories of the individual characters that make up the police force are really starting to come together. Follow along as Steven, the Colonel, Fat Bald Cop, Ethnically Ambiguous Cop, and Sgt Powell celebrate the life and legacy of the late Police Chief Harry Lee. This one sees Steven Seagal acting like an actual human being, possibly for the first time ever which really throws Cap and The Monk off. Plus we get a deep dive on how Officer Eric is waging a one man war on creole crime while the rest of the force drives six inches from Seagal's bumper, and the mighty Truckasaurus gets into mortal combat with his most dangerous foe yet! All that and more!

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