Text Cap and The Monk!

It's time for the thrilling conclusion, question mark? Of Chuck Norris is The Hitman! There's going to be one-liners that make no sense, a plot that's full of holes, racism will be solved with story time and a punch in the face and Cap and The Monk will give their final review score! Plus a round house kick!

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https://pixabay.com/users/paulyudin-27739282/ (Happenstances)
https://pixabay.com/users/comastudio-26079283/ (Seagal)
https://pixabay.com/users/yourtunes-13513207/ (H2Dub)
https://pixabay.com/users/alexgrohl-25289918/ (Chuck's Theme)

Text Cap and The Monk!

Chuck and Aaron Norris are back again as the actor/director duo of another cop out of water vehicle. This time Carlos rips a page out of Seagal's playbook and is betrayed by his partner and then turns into a cold blooded killer with a heart of gold....question mark? Find out today!

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https://pixabay.com/users/paulyudin-27739282/ (Happenstances)
https://pixabay.com/users/comastudio-26079283/ (Seagal)
https://pixabay.com/users/yourtunes-13513207/ (H2Dub)
https://pixabay.com/users/alexgrohl-25289918/ (Chuck's Theme)

Text Cap and The Monk!

Bond Jimmithy Bond, is off to Vegas to do some gambling on the strip, kill another cab driver, and maybe even take in a movie. What's going on with the diamond smuggling ring he's been sent to investigate? Well fuck you for asking because he won't be solving anything yet again, in the thrilling conclusion to The Monk's Book Corner featuring the UK's greatest literary bell end James Bond in Diamonds are Forever!

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https://pixabay.com/users/paulyudin-27739282/ (Happenstances)
https://pixabay.com/users/comastudio-26079283/ (Seagal)
https://pixabay.com/users/yourtunes-13513207/ (H2Dub)
https://pixabay.com/users/alexgrohl-25289918/ (Chuck's Theme)

Text Cap and The Monk!

Jimmithy is back and this time breaking from character he is going to act like the worst secret agent ever! That's right, our boy still sucks at being a super spy and at gambling and at remembering to do what he's told. Plus, Cap hates all of your halftime shows and your missing celebrity parents!

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Music Credits:
https://pixabay.com/users/paulyudin-27739282/ (Happenstances)
https://pixabay.com/users/comastudio-26079283/ (Seagal)
https://pixabay.com/users/yourtunes-13513207/ (H2Dub)
https://pixabay.com/users/alexgrohl-25289918/ (Chuck's Theme)

Text Cap and The Monk!

Today the battle for the H2Dub Vs the Zombie Apocalypse poster is settled in Monk's Court. Judge Monk is presiding as self proclaimed #1 hardons Layla and Rob plead their case for to be the winner of the contest with Captain LAMOTU as prosecution. There can be only one winner and the loser will be sentenced to foot pervertry!

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Music Credits:
https://pixabay.com/users/paulyudin-27739282/ (Happenstances)
https://pixabay.com/users/comastudio-26079283/ (Seagal)
https://pixabay.com/users/yourtunes-13513207/ (H2Dub)
https://pixabay.com/users/alexgrohl-25289918/ (Chuck's Theme)

Text Cap and The Monk!

Cap and The Monk are joined once again by special guest, artist WillyWillworxs to talk about a very special episode of the Disney animated tv series Gargoyles. It's all about gun control and what member of what team is the best. Plus, how Kong can beat Godzilla with hurled turds and the Monk spends most of the episode eating soup because he's a hack and a fraud!

Check out Willy's artwork, including the poster he made for H2dub @WillyWillWorXs on TikTok and Instagram!

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Music Credits:
https://pixabay.com/users/paulyudin-27739282/ (Happenstances)
https://pixabay.com/users/comastudio-26079283/ (Seagal)
https://pixabay.com/users/yourtunes-13513207/ (H2Dub)
https://pixabay.com/users/alexgrohl-25289918/ (Chuck's Theme)

Text Cap and The Monk!

Cap and The Monk are back to polish off the turd that is A Dangerous Man. Steven Seagal and company continue to make baffling decisions, terrible tactical moves, and spit nonsense dialog all while Steven's much slimmer stunt double does all the work in the fight scenes. Plus, a tiny Asian man gets stuffed into a cubby, Seagal puts that stupid fuckin jacket back on and....maybe Cap will even serenade you...

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Music Credits:
https://pixabay.com/users/paulyudin-27739282/ (Happenstances)
https://pixabay.com/users/comastudio-26079283/ (Seagal)
https://pixabay.com/users/yourtunes-13513207/ (H2Dub)
https://pixabay.com/users/alexgrohl-25289918/ (Chuck's Theme)

Text Cap and The Monk!

When Steven Seagal plays yet another avocado shaped former CIA/Special Forces operator turned vigilante, only one duo has what it takes to criticize the lazy ass writing, wooden acting, terrible dialogue, and overuse of a stunt double 40lbs lighter than the so-called star! H2Dub is getting to the bottom of what Steve was doing after he left Jefferson Parrish at the end of Lawman season 1, "A Dangerous Man." Spoiler Alert: This movie is butts.

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Music Credits:
https://pixabay.com/users/paulyudin-27739282/ (Happenstances)
https://pixabay.com/users/comastudio-26079283/ (Seagal)
https://pixabay.com/users/yourtunes-13513207/ (H2Dub)
https://pixabay.com/users/alexgrohl-25289918/ (Chuck's Theme)