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Ever found yourself laughing at the absurdity of inheriting a phone number? Join Mike and Tom as they recount their hilarious and sometimes frustrating experiences with misdirected messages and calls meant for the previous owner. From unexpected birthday wishes to confusing work policies, enjoy our humorous exploration of the daily annoyances we all face. We'll have you nodding along and chuckling at the ironic twists and turns that come with simply owning a phone.

But that's not all—we also reminisce about our Fourth of July week, sharing stories that range from a family gravesite visit gone hilariously awry to lazy afternoons spent in the yard with our dogs. Alongside the fun, we highlight the serious issue of hot weather safety for pets and kids, offering practical tips to ensure everyone stays safe during summer's high temperatures. And if you think managing work and life balance is tough, you'll appreciate our light-hearted banter on impractical break times and the barrage of work texts that somehow find us, even when phones are off-limits.

To top it all off, we dive into whimsical political banter and nostalgic tales of past fireworks mishaps and youthful exploits. Whether it's debating beer-drinking bets, handling fireworks, or recounting mischievous summer adventures, we wrap up with a blend of humor, literary quotes, and memorable anecdotes. Tune in for laughter, wisdom, and a sneak peek into our upcoming "Empty Alternative Overtime" podcast. This episode promises to keep you entertained from start to finish!

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Get ready for an episode that’s hotter than the Fourth of July, both in temperature and in topic! Mike and Tom launch into the holiday spirit with a fiery debate about global warming, spurred on by the relentless heat wave gripping the nation. You’ll hear us question the media's obsession with climate change and even ponder the peculiar case of the long-tailed kangaroo rat’s habitat needs. The climate talk naturally transitions into a serious critique of Joe Biden's recent political debate performance, where we ponder the qualities truly needed in a leader and unveil our upcoming podcast "Overtime," promising to tackle even more pressing issues.

Ever wondered why tornado interviews always seem to happen in trailer parks? We do too, and this episode spares no comedic punch in exploring this odd phenomenon. From questioning the peculiar targeting habits of tornadoes to making light-hearted jabs at trailer park lifestyles, we leave no stone unturned. Whether it's the stereotypes, the drug use, or the laundry mishaps, our witty banter and playful critiques will have you laughing out loud and nodding in agreement.

We wrap things up with a hysterical journey through some of the most bizarre fishing laws in the U.S. From the illegality of fishing from horseback to the comedic thought of drugging trout, you won’t believe some of these regulations still exist! Tom shares a nostalgic tale of childhood mischief, detailing a day that started with a simple errand and turned into an epic adventure involving baseball games and fishing expeditions. It's a trip down memory lane filled with youthful recklessness, sibling bonds, and lessons learned the hard way. So grab your headphones and join us for an episode packed with humor, reflection, and a touch of political critique.

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Can advanced disguise technologies fool even the most observant eyes? Join us for an eye-opening discussion as we analyze a peculiar video of Joe Biden, diving into the world of hyper-realistic masks demonstrated by CIA master of disguise, Joanna Mendez. We reflect on her ability to deceive President Bush in the '90s and speculate about the cutting-edge advancements of disguise technology today. Could today's political figures be employing similar tactics? This thought-provoking topic sets the stage for future explorations into the mysteries of modern-day disguises.

Switching gears, we inject humor into your day with our hilarious recount of fast food adventures and misadventures. Ever been baffled by the difference between pies and turnovers or struggled to understand accents at a southern drive-thru? We share our frustrations and funny experiences with the world of fast food, from onion ring availability to the absurdity of upselling tactics. Our light-hearted debate and relatable anecdotes about customer service will leave you laughing and nodding along in agreement.

Lastly, we take a nostalgic trip down memory lane with tales from Boy Scouts camping trips and the journey to Eagle Scout. Reminiscing about Philmont National Scout Ranch, we share amusing stories about fast food mishaps, like extra fries and pickles in a bag. We wrap up with a lively discussion on bizarre state laws, from tamales wrapped in corn husks to the ridiculousness of getting married by proxy in Texas. This episode promises a rollercoaster of emotions, blending intrigue with humor and heartfelt memories. Tune in and join the fun!

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Ever wondered how a new dog can completely turn your life upside down? On this episode of the MT Alternative Podcast, Tom shares the hilarious and heartwarming tales of welcoming his new furry friend into his home. From chaotic interactions with other pets to the unique quirks that each animal brings into the mix, you'll get a front-row seat to the joys and trials of pet ownership. Trust us, you won't want to miss the laughter and love that these stories bring.

But it’s not all fun and games as we dive into some current political frustrations, particularly focusing on a controversial trial and the impartiality of the judge presiding over it. We discuss the state of political discourse today and the importance of respecting differing opinions—a serious conversation peppered with a humorous rant about road construction halts due to environmental concerns. Imagine multimillion-dollar projects being paused for the sake of a spotted owl or a long-tailed kangaroo rat; it's both ironic and infuriating!

To wrap things up, we take you on an emotional rollercoaster with personal stories that range from heartfelt to downright absurd. Tom relives his teenage years with an impulsive hitchhiking journey back to Kansas after a breakup, filled with adventure and unexpected challenges. We also delve into some bizarre state laws that will leave you scratching your head and laughing out loud—from Kansas's cherry pie ice cream rule to California's bathtub restrictions. It's a blend of humor, personal tales, and critical perspectives that you won’t want to skip. Tune in and let's share some laughs and insights together!

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Remember how a thunderstorm can turn a family barbecue into an unforgettable adventure? That's precisely what happened during our Memorial Day Weekend! Mike and I share a slice of life as we discuss the joy of celebrating milestones like my grandson Corb's eighth birthday amidst the chaos of an impromptu thunderstorm. But the weekend wasn't just about cake and candles; we also took a moment to honor the sacrifices made by our servicemen and women, diving into the emotional significance behind the tradition of leaving coins on their headstones.

Life throws us curveballs, and sometimes our heroes don't catch them. We navigate the poignant reality of disillusionment when icons fall from grace and the dissonance of rekindling ties with a revered teacher whose beliefs have shifted from our own. These personal stories open a window into the importance of cherishing memories and the impacts of those who've touched our lives, while also stressing the vitality of respecting a range of perspectives in our ever-evolving society.

Finally, brace yourselves for a culinary roller coaster as we explore the wackiest snack flavors the food industry has dared to concoire. From cola-flavored chips that left us questioning the laws of snack physics to a "snickle" that defied all expectations (and maybe good sense), we leave no stone unturned, or should we say no flavor untasted, in our quest for the most outlandish eats. So, grab your forks (or maybe just your imagination) and join us for an episode packed with laughs, reflections, and a few questionable taste tests!