Hey it's Zoë & Milky - ZM! This week, despite Milky suffering, and we mean SUFFERING from the man cold, we catch up with Ottawa comedian Lauren Lane who is launching astrology comedy nights at Laff Lounge - First show is this Thursday with an incredible lineup of local comedians who were born under the sign of Aries!

And... Before the show, Christina Hearns will be doing tarot card readings!

To book a reading, Christina is at https://www.christinahearns.ca/

We've got 10 tickets to give away - simply text 613-604-6464!

For more on Lauren Lane see https://www.instagram.com/laurenlanecomedy/

Also this week.... Can the Sens do it? Can they hold on and make it into the playoffs? And what about the Charge?

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Hey it's Zoë & Milky... Last night we were among the 17,000 who saw the Ottawa Charge at Canadian Tire Centre - our second time going to a game - and today we tell you why you HAVE to go see them in action!

It's pretty special.Z

Also today - the closing of Kelly's Landing, and absolute fixture in Ottawa for so many years, we wish the owners so much happiness in retirement, but it's sad to see it go.

We talk chip trucks too, and have a question about soda choices.

We'll get you caught up on Celebrity Stuff including Taylor Swift, Megan Thee Stallion, Sydney Sweeney, Céline Dion's comeback, our first time hearing RUSH with Anika Nilles on drums and more!

Montreal is always worth a road trip - but rotisserie chicken may be another reason to go... And Google is now letting you change your gmail address.

And on This Or That And Why... is white chocolate even chocolate???

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Today Zoé And Milky discuss Zoë's night at the Laugh For The Cure event! Plus she also went (willingly) to karaoke and the Bytown Theatre!

We also try to figure out what the artistic angle was to Mayor Sutcliffe's recent "good morning Ottawa" photo. They do say great art gets people talking.

Also - HUGE news this week for Ottawa entertainment as HISTORY gets set to open in the old Chapters location at Rideau and Sussex. Wallflowers and Pretty Reckless are among the names announced for it's first month of shows! We're beyond excited, and the cost of tickets isn't too bad!

Speaking of reasonable... A Jays game for a family of four is under $300. We also tell you about the new 9-9-9 challenge happening at many MLB parks this season. Zoë says she could do it. Milky says there is no chance he could. Could you?

Milky misses his longtime jeweler and turns to you for advice on a great, local, independent place to get a diamond replaced in a ring.

Plus - the return of the "Walkman!" We hope you still have some of your cassettes!

Celebrity stuff this week includes raunchy texts being sent to Sabrina Carpenter. People say it's Shaq. He says it's not. We think we know who it could be!

News nuggets on this episode include the UFC steps up to help BC school shooting victim and we're now officially huge UFC fans because of it!

And we're putting together the ultimate fast food meal! What chain are you going to for each of the following - a burger, a chicken sandwich, fries and a drink?

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How done with winter are you? We're so over it! As we sat down to record this episode, Environment Canada issued another Special Weather Statement about another snow dump on the way.

But we both had fun weeks! Zoë got to see the Sens AND got a puck! And Milky is going to try the much talked about Spyce Girlz spices!

Zoë got carded... We wonder why people get upset about that, and about when they're offered the senior's discount? TAKE IT!

Also this week:

Celebrity Stuff - Val Kilmer set to star in new movie thanks so Ai - Carly Rae Jepson's a mom now - Jay Z is now Jaÿ Z - and Chuck Norris passed away.

Duh Of The Day - Zoë awards our FISHY Award to the most D'uh of Three D'uh's Of The Week

News Nuggets - Punch The Monkey has a girlfriend - BYOB To Events This Summer - Tired Of Tipping? Most of us are.

Plus - we're craving a GREAT egg roll! Where do you suggest we go? It's another round of This Or That And Why!

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Hey! It's Zoë & Milky back with more conversations covering what's current, cool, comedic and cringey in Canada's Capital and beyond!

Today, we talk about the PWHL's Ottawa Charge who are said to be in talks with the Ottawa Senators about moving to Canadian Tire Centre... And we discuss the embarrassing home game this week where Montreal Canadienne fans overwhelmed our arena and then trolled us online calling it Montreal's other home. And, they're not wrong.

Plus - inspired by Alan Doyle's visit to Ottawa (and other cities on his current tour) we asked you what he's been asking his followers - where's the best place in Ottawa to get a cup of coffee with a friend? Milky had no idea we had this many coffee shops, let alone great ones! Zoë, meanwhile, feels she lives in Ottawa's "coffee district" also known as Hintonburgh! And yes, we'll reveal the top vote getter!

News Nuggets this week include - a women being told to take the surgical screws out of her head herself, snake yoga, never trust your kids with your phone, and churning butter while jogging.

In Celebrity Stuff - What's in the Oscar "loot bags?" Plus, Pussycat Dolls are back, the BS celebrities put up with from fans and when enough is enough, Dakota Johnson bares it all and Drew Barrymore's show signs on for 2 more years!

And, it's a spring themed round of This Or That And Why!

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And the debate is on... Why do so many people hate daylight saving time? Are you team Zoë or team Milky on this one?

Also this week...

TikTok phenoms Leroy & Leroy visited Ottawa

We used Ticketmaster and it really is a disaster

The safest and least safe cities to drive in, in Ontario (the answers will likely surprise you!)

Spice Girls vs. Spyce Girlz - an Ottawa entrepreneur finds herself in quite the mess

Ontario man arrested in Vegas for doing WHAT to a Flamingo?

Why Thin Mints are better from the freezer (who knew!?!?!?)

More bad and sad news for Britney Spears

Harry Styles shirtless

And on This Or That And Why... We ask, would you rather a Shamrock Shake or Green Beer? Irish Stew or Lucky Charms?

Think of it as your on-line neighbourhood café - where you listen in on conversations covering what's current, cool, comedic and cringey in Canada's Capital and beyond!

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Today Zoë and I kinda fall backwards into a conversation about Ottawa and it's reputation as being a city that is in denial about all things sexy.

It wasn't that long ago that Ashley Madison ranked us as the #1 city in North America for affairs. There were several swinger clubs with street front signage.

With Ashley Madison re-branding, and with new stats that show more and more couples are in open relationships we couldn't help but wonder why Ottawa seems to portray itself as somewhere that adult fun not only can't exist, but doesn't exist.

Also this week, we hear about a 4 eared cat who the internet has fallen in love with, a grandfather made headlines this week after his hilarious license plate was taken away, and the cottage used in Heated Rivalry is now available on Air BnB!

Zoë's got some thoughts on Brady Tkachuk following the games in Italy, plus - police are now using drones to catch people who continue to drive with their phones in their hands. We wonder WHY people still do this? Connecting to your car is easier, safer, and legal.

And John speaks for the first time about the loss of his friend Lowell Green. Lowell's last shows were co-hosted by John on the internet radio platform he launched.

And, as promised, here's the link to a BuzzFeed page you should bookmark for when you need a feel good story: https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&rct=j&opi=89978449&url=https://www.buzzfeed.com/arsheenkaur44/wholesome-internet-posts-february-23&ved=2ahUKEwiD1Lqa-_ySAxUkxuYEHT9kITkQFnoECBoQAQ&usg=AOvVaw0OSJjYJqcwq4RlwsZPUWev

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It's Valentine's Day, and Ottawa comedian Lauren Lane, a rising star in Canadian Comedy, is producing an all female standup show at Ottawa's Laff Lounge!

She tells us about the show, gives some insight into the hard work and dedication that goes into standup, and invites you to the countless, incredible comedy shows and open mics that happen in our city most nights of the week!

She also shares a fun story of how she kinda kicked the "Night Mayor's" ass when he left comedy off of the list of fun things to do in the Nation's Capital!

Plus... We get into some of the nuttier stories from this past week with our News Nuggets, including pet names that people hate. How did "Bae" become a thing, and why "Daddy" is NOT ok with many of us.

And we ask... If someone you knew were to look inside your car, would you be embarrassed? Why? What's in there that you don't want people to see?

Plus, F Bomb at the curling in Italy, and our thoughts on Canada's performance at the Olympics so far... And The Ottawa Charge are heading back to Canadian Tire Centre. We're going!!! You should join us!

Every week we cover what's current, cool, comedic and cringy in Canada's Capital and beyond!

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