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Hey folks, Jack Burton here. I’m just talkin’ to whoever is listenin’ out there. Some crazy shenanigans are afoot in Chinatown. Green eyed girls are being kidnapped. Who’s to blame? Gangs of martial artists, storms in human form, supernatural beings, magic, and even Krang himself is involved! Will our friends make it through all the fights and the weird buildings that seem to hold water without explanation? Hop on the Pork-Chop Express and take a ride with us as we discuss Big Trouble In Little China!

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It’s been a while since we’ve been on dick patrol, but rest assured, we are in this one. Boody traps? Booby traps! Ranking Corey Feldman’s work. Ranking Raphael as a ninja turtle. Beta Max? Rare and under-appreciated ice cream flavors. Putting bros in their place. Alice In Chains done acapella. Oh, and LOTS of actual Goonies stuff that didn’t fit in the main episode. We offer variety, just like Swensen’s! COME.

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Ok everyone, repeat after me… “I will never betray my Goon Dock friends. We will stick together until the whole world ends. Through heaven, and hell, and nuclear war. Good pals like us, will stick like tar. In the city, or the country, or the forest, or the boonies. I am proudly declared one of the Goonies!” We don’t need to convince you to listen to this one, because it’s a massive episode. Grab a Baby Ruth, or some Rocky…Road? And join us as we discuss the legendary classic; The Goonies!

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