Erling Haaland has proved his haters wrong. He is in impeccable form as he breaks the EPL scoring record in a single season with 33. City bring themselves closer to the title following 4-1 win over league-leaders Arsenal. Who fits into the final 2 UCL spots and the 1 UEL spot? Who gets relegated this season?

Lionel Messi has been offered a contract where he would earn $400 million a year. Messi was jeered at the Parc de Prances this past weekend after rumors were circulating that he could be on his way back to Barcelona when the transfer window opens on July 1st. Bayern Munich lay an absolute pouncing on Borussia Dortmund this past week as the top 4 is all within 5 points with some new inhabitants. Relegation race in England certainly underway, 13-20th place within 6 points, 9 games remaining.

Julian Nagelsman fired as manager at Bayern Munich, Thomas Tuchel takes over and hopes to win despite all that has transpired, Haaland is having no problem scoring while over at Stamford Bridge, Chelsea, they’re still boring. Across the way at Spurs, Conte is out, when asked to watch a Spurs match, surely I'd rather by cookies from a girl scout. In Serie A Osimhen and Napoli are 19 points clear at the top, while Dybala and his boys are waiting for a cut at the barbershop. Barcelona are back in the public eye, surely this will be Laporta’s finally bye bye. With news pundits and analysts ripping players and coaches apart, its time for us to sit back, relax and watch the international break depart.