Hello lovers.

Well...what a fucking letdown.

Nicole was AWOL, and so the major conflict of the end of the season (late-gate with Terry) fell into...not very much. Kate and Caroline clashed, as did Victoria but not for why you think, while Sally was very polite and didn't upset anyone (and barely spoke). Meanwhile, Krissy didn't really get to fire up at all.

Let's best not talk about Joel Creasey's performance as host, either.

WHAT THE HELL WERE WE WATCHING?!

Up until this ep it had been a fabulous second season for The Real Housewives of Sydney and we can't wait for news of a third in the works. All the ladies have been amazing and it has more than scratched the itch for both Nic & Molk. Thanks for joining us this season - we'll be back, don't you worry about that!

Huge thanks to the team at BINGE for connecting us with the Housewives!

Hello lovers. One must completely debrief any issue that happened between people from a previous ep with seventeen other people (it's a rule), so it's just as well Victoria has returned so Nicole can explain everything while Terry and Kate debrief each other, and Krissy fills Dee Dee in while buying a Chanel coat. Natch.

Everything else is filler foreboding the party...and what a party it is. Sally is keen for everyone to get along, and Caroline is in the most amazing outfit that is testing the very physics of earthly fabric.

And so, the dinner...well, there is a peace between a pair, and just when we think that peace will be brokered in the other big conflict it all goes to shit and some of the cameras weren't on, and OMG IT IS A PERFECT HOUSEWIVES ENDING.

Bring on the firey The Real Housewives of Sydney season two reunion next week. I think someone is going to stab someone, and Joel Creasey could be in the middle of it.

Hello lovers. Our Tokyo trip continues and tardiness is the top of the list of issues that spring forth.

Sure, we get all the standard touristy things from Krissy and Nicole and Terry and Caroline looking around the fish markets, but it's Biv's penchant for being late that gets right up Nicole's nose and opens up quite the side-taking conflict!

Thankfully for Kate and Sally they were both on scheduled work catch-up days so missed all the original drama but it meant that the dinner Biv had arranged turned into quite the side-eye-inducing slanging match...enough for Caroline to very gracefully storm out. What a debacle!

That wraps the international trip portion of this season of The Real Housewives of Sydney. Next week Victoria rejoins the group and it's time for an end of season dinner which...let's just be thankful nobody died. It's building to be a big one, AND we've had confirmed there will be a reunion which is going to be *INCREDIBLE*.

Huge thanks to the team at BINGE for connecting us with the Housewives - another big new exclusive chat landing on the podcast next week!