Hello lovers.

Well...what a fucking letdown.

Nicole was AWOL, and so the major conflict of the end of the season (late-gate with Terry) fell into...not very much. Kate and Caroline clashed, as did Victoria but not for why you think, while Sally was very polite and didn't upset anyone (and barely spoke). Meanwhile, Krissy didn't really get to fire up at all.

Let's best not talk about Joel Creasey's performance as host, either.

WHAT THE HELL WERE WE WATCHING?!

Up until this ep it had been a fabulous second season for The Real Housewives of Sydney and we can't wait for news of a third in the works. All the ladies have been amazing and it has more than scratched the itch for both Nic & Molk. Thanks for joining us this season - we'll be back, don't you worry about that!

Huge thanks to the team at BINGE for connecting us with the Housewives!

Hello lovers. One must completely debrief any issue that happened between people from a previous ep with seventeen other people (it's a rule), so it's just as well Victoria has returned so Nicole can explain everything while Terry and Kate debrief each other, and Krissy fills Dee Dee in while buying a Chanel coat. Natch.

Everything else is filler foreboding the party...and what a party it is. Sally is keen for everyone to get along, and Caroline is in the most amazing outfit that is testing the very physics of earthly fabric.

And so, the dinner...well, there is a peace between a pair, and just when we think that peace will be brokered in the other big conflict it all goes to shit and some of the cameras weren't on, and OMG IT IS A PERFECT HOUSEWIVES ENDING.

Bring on the firey The Real Housewives of Sydney season two reunion next week. I think someone is going to stab someone, and Joel Creasey could be in the middle of it.

Hello lovers. Our Tokyo trip continues and tardiness is the top of the list of issues that spring forth.

Sure, we get all the standard touristy things from Krissy and Nicole and Terry and Caroline looking around the fish markets, but it's Biv's penchant for being late that gets right up Nicole's nose and opens up quite the side-taking conflict!

Thankfully for Kate and Sally they were both on scheduled work catch-up days so missed all the original drama but it meant that the dinner Biv had arranged turned into quite the side-eye-inducing slanging match...enough for Caroline to very gracefully storm out. What a debacle!

That wraps the international trip portion of this season of The Real Housewives of Sydney. Next week Victoria rejoins the group and it's time for an end of season dinner which...let's just be thankful nobody died. It's building to be a big one, AND we've had confirmed there will be a reunion which is going to be *INCREDIBLE*.

Huge thanks to the team at BINGE for connecting us with the Housewives - another big new exclusive chat landing on the podcast next week!

Hello lovers. We've headed overseas sans Victoria (who is understandably loving herself sick in Europe for her 40th), with the rest of the ladies on Terry's trip to boost Caroline's spirits in Tokyo! Kimono-tastic!

If's it's not saké it's sushi, and if it's not sushi it's sobbing, and with it all comes Kate who is doing very well to stay out of everyone's crosshairs...because that honour is being left to Terry and Krissy. Nicole is doing everything she can to support her friend, and Sally continues to spin around the group offering some great insight and sometimes disbelief at what's going on.

It's everything we expected and more from our ladies when they go abroad.

The digs are chic, the kimonos divine, and the food looks glorious, but that's nothing for the interpersonal conflict. Can our core two stay friends after this? Is it all overblown? What is in store for us next week?

Who knows--just make sure you stay tuned for Molk's fabulous chat with Caroline, who dishes the dirt and reveals the truth around the group's vibe while in the land of the rising sun.

It's everything we've come to expect from The Real Housewives of Sydney and they haven't disappointed. Well, maybe each other, but not us.

Huge thanks to the team at BINGE for connecting us with the Housewives - another big new exclusive chat landing on the podcast next week!

Hello lovers. Solid chats, a product launch (SWIIIIIIIISH), a cooking class, and the sizzle of a Houswives trip is everything we needed from this episode...so how about your old pals Nic & Molk throw in an interview with the glorious Krissy Marsh for good measure!

With the controversy of the Killcare weekend firmly behind us we can all look forward as Kate and Nicole have a weird interaction at Sally's launch but then make up at Krissy's cooking class, while Caroline gets some horrible news as her friends gather around her to support her.

Also, a self-defence class for Nicole and Nawal says more about mum's anxieties than anything else. Also, no Matrix, please.

Victoria taps out to head to Europe to celebrate her 40th birthday (lucky!) just as Terry returns with all the LOMO in the world...and then sizzles a trip to Tokyo to help her friend shake off her blues.

It's a brilliant ep that sets us up for the controversy of the trip that we can all see coming. HOORAY! Everything we want from The Real Housewives of Sydney and then some. No dramas please, ladies.

Huge thanks to the team at BINGE for connecting us with the Housewives - another big new exclusive chat landing on the podcast next week!

Just when you thought you got out...they drag you back in, eh Caroline?

Hello lovers. The aftermath of Killcare and 'fur-gate' looms large in this bitsa episode, however it's the efforts of Krissy and Caroline to try to broker peace between Kate and Victoria that draws everything together quite neatly.

Not that Sally helped in the process. At all.

While the others spin around keeping their lives running (Nawal still needs a couple more cooking lessons from Nicole), Victoria's launch was incredible and it seems she's really making an effort to build bridges with Kate...or is she? Kate doesn't think so and it only inflames the situation. But who doesn't wear scrubs out to lunch with three of your 'besties'?

(Sadly our schedules couldn't align with a Housewife for a chat this week...but hoo baby do we have a cracker lined up for next week's ep!)

Another cracker in the conflict stakes for The Real Housewives of Sydney, and with Sally's sizzle regarding her launch event next week it appears the lifting and separating of the ladies could not be more obvious.

Huge thanks to the team at BINGE for connecting us with the Housewives - a big new exclusive chat landing on the podcast next week!

Well, isn't this a dilly of a pickle?

Hello lovers. We promised and we delivered: the first in our series of exclusive interviews with this season's housewives, starting with Victoria Montano! Victoria has lots to add in about the weekend away, the drama-rama, what's going on in her life, how mobile phones work, and what to expect in the season to come.

Delicious.

The wheels are certainly falling off on this weekend away at Killcare, but first we have to get to the Reptile Park to help out, and the journey is where the conflict start as Kate challenges Victoria over her fur collar and Terry Swiss-slides in to help negotiate things. OF COURSE that was gonna cause problems.

Then, later that night, the conflict continues - fanned by Krissy, supported by Nicole - and Caroline weighs in too. Sally sat in a chair. Also: ManBun is still around, cooking vegetables for his faux-BBQ.

It's everything we've been looking for in The Real Housewives of Sydney and finally they delivered. Now, how will this play out across the season?!

Huge thanks to the team at BINGE for connecting us with the Housewives - another exclusive interview landing on the podcast next week too.

Hello lovers. Our first two-parter this season and it's delicious.

The glorious Central Coast calleth, and the house that Kate has arranged in Killcare for their weekend away is incredible. The preparation is, in itself, an episode, with both Terry and Victoria teaching Kate a thing or two about what you need for a good weekend away, and separately Terry and Caroline sorting what to pack (apparently, the answer is: all of it).

It's not smooth sailing for all, though--Krissy doesn't want to attend, and this causes Nicole to worry no end (at least it stops her worrying about Nawal for a hot minute). Will Krissy show up? Can she be convinced? Will the fur debate spill blood? Is Sally going to make a stand over anything? Who knows, but we do score another incredible near-eyeroll from Terry as we push through the latest episode of The Real Housewives of Sydney.

-->Tune in especially this week to hear Molk talk about his human face-to-face conversations with some of the ladies at the Foxtel Upfront event last week...and find out which housewife is a dedicated listener!