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Welcome to Episode 1040 of This Is True Really News, where the facts are real (mostly) and the cynicism is high-octane. Today, Scott Combs and Tony Verkanis dive into the linguistic dumpster to resurrect words you didn't know you needed, like "blatherskite" and "kerglaf."

If you feel like your brain is a sponge soaked in Tide Pod juice, you aren't alone—you’re just a vital organ in the American economy. We’re breaking down how the advertising industry took over our DNA and why movie trailers are actually called "trailers" (hint: humans have always hated being sold to).

In this episode:

• The Word Warrior’s Resurrection: Why we should all start using "Rawgabbit" and "Pocky" in everyday conversation.

• The $1 Trillion Ad Trap: You aren't the customer; you're the product. Also, watch out for your webcam.

• The Bean Monger Wedding: How one "entitled bridage" decided a local coffee shop was the perfect place for a free, unannounced pop-up wedding.

• Florida Man's Victory Lap: A 120-mph chase that ended in a gas station doughnut performance. It’s not a getaway; it’s rhythmic gymnastics in a Cadillac.

All the news you’re about to hear is true... really. As far as you know.

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Grab your favorite (legal) stimulant and buckle up. In episode #1039, Scott and Tony dive into the "chintzy" Olympic medals, the mystery of the curling power play, and why the EU is trying to be the arbiter of everything good and ungood.

In this episode:

• The Great Coffee Prohibition: From Sultan Murad IV’s lethal coffee house raids to Frederick the Great’s "Coffee Sniffers" (Kaffe Schnuffler), we look at a time when your morning brew could get you executed.

• The World's Ugliest Lawn: Meet Kathleen Murray, the woman who let Bandicoots and a missing lawnmower lead her to global victory.

• Sleep Posture Perils: Are you a "Mountain Climber" or a "Rotisserie Chicken"? Why your sleeping position determines your medical future (and your spouse's patience).

• The Human Whistle: The record-breaking 44.1 decibel nose whistle from Mississauga. Is it talent, or just a very loud obstruction?

Special Thanks to our Belgian friends: We love your waffles and chocolate, even if we're confused about your horses.

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In this week's mailbag, the guys tackle the pressing issues no one else is brave (or bored) enough to discuss. From the "Ok-ish" Super Bowl and the tragedy of missing the Budweiser Clydesdales to why Star Trek is the only sci-fi that isn’t a Dickensian nightmare, we’re covering it all.

Plus, we sit down for an exclusive "interview" with the Universe itself (Dr. Cosmo Void) to find out why it creates oxygen just for you to sigh loudly.

In this episode:

• The Big Game: Why the NFL wants 40-38 but gave us a "defensive struggle" instead.

• Sci-Fi Tiers: Why Zoe Saldaña is the queen of the galaxy and Star Trek’s weirdly sunny outlook.

• Mailbag Chaos: The EU’s Digital Services Act vs. curvy bananas, mascot disrespect, and the dangers of Frenchmen with WWI artillery shells.

• Life Pro Tip: Never try to put on socks while standing up. The Universe will shut you down.

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Welcome to This is True Really News Episode 1038! Hosts Scot Combs and Tony Verkinnes bring you the headlines that are 100% true—as far as you know.

In this episode:

• Alien Teleportation or Grand Theft Auto? A Florida man claims extraterrestrials teleported him into a stolen BMW. We discuss the finer points of "quantum entanglement" and alien car theft rings.

• Cleanup on Aisle 4: A Texas "cowboy influencer" takes his horse on a shopping spree through Target. It was all smiles until the 1,000-pound animal left a few "steaming souvenirs" on the polished floors.

• The Naked Truth: A 36-year-old joyrides a stolen boat on the Hudson River—completely nude. His subsequent hospital escape involving a doctor's lab coat and no shoes is the stuff of surveillance legend.

• Medieval Evictions: Meet James Jacobs, the MMA fighter running a "Squatter Removal" business in Oakland. His secret weapon? Becoming the squatter's legal roommate while wielding a four-foot samurai sword.

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Welcome to This is True Really News Episode 1037! Hosts Scot Combs and Tony Verkinnes bring you the headlines that are 100% true—as far as you know.

In this episode:

• The "Brussels Effect": The EU’s Digital Services Act (DSA) is acting as the world’s digital janitor. We discuss how "managed joy" and "algorithmic purity" are replacing pesky things like opinions and satire.

• Scotty’s Castle Reopens: After 10 years of repairs from (ironically) flooding in the desert, this legendary Death Valley landmark is back. We look at the con man, the millionaire, and the fake gold mine that started it all.

• A Literal Bombshell: A routine surgery in France turns into a bomb squad emergency when a patient arrives with a live World War I artillery shell lodged in a... very southern location.

• Mascot Mayhem: Breaking down why the Lakers’ Jackson Hayes was suspended for taking out his frustrations on the Wizards' mascot.

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Welcome to This is True Really News Mailbag 218! Hosts Scot Combs and Tony Verkinnes dive back into the "silky abyss" of the mailbag to discuss the weirdest news and most bizarre legal restrictions from around the globe.

In this episode:

• The UK’s "Pathways" Game: Is researching immigration statistics really a gateway to a counterterrorism referral?

• Illegal Spuds & Dancing Bans: Why you can't have 50kg of potatoes in Australia or dance after midnight in (pre-2015) Japan.

• Guitar Assault: The story of a man sentenced for hitting his friend with a guitar over a wrong chord in an Eagles song. (Pro tip: It's always the A minor).

• The LEGO Crocs Jingle: A sneak peek at the new "construction site" footwear anthem coming to New Music Monday.

• Listener Mail: We catch up with Janet the 56-year-old gamer and discuss the perils of "noodling" barehanded for catfish.

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Coast Guard opens recruiting office in landlocked Nebraska, Lego and Crocs team up for the most controversial footwear collaboration ever, a woman gets impaled by a metal rod on LA freeway, and a Louisiana man legally registers a potato as a firearm silencer with the ATF. You can't make this stuff up!

This Is True Really News brings you the oddest verified news stories with hosts Scot Combs and Tony Verkinnes. From bizarre government decisions toProduct collaborations nobody asked for, we cover the stories that make you question reality.

In this episode we discuss the US Coast Guard's expansion into America's heartland, the psychological warfare of Lego-studded Crocs, a freeway javelin incident that defies explanation, and how one man exploited an ATF loophole to turn a Russet potato into federally regulated equipment.

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Scientists discover mammals can breathe through their intestines, a Louisiana woman claims to be a mermaid while trespassing naked, and a priest allegedly fakes raffle winners. This Is True Really News hosts Scot Combs and Tony Verkinnes deliver the week's strangest verified stories with their signature humor.

In this episode: Japanese researchers confirm cloacal respiration in mammals, opening new medical possibilities for respiratory failure patients. A Pennsylvania priest faces investigation for allegedly fabricating Corvette raffle winners. A Slidell, Louisiana woman is arrested after being found naked in a private pond, claiming she was "trying to be a mermaid." Plus, a German driver gets caught doing 199 mph in a 75 mph zone on the Autobahn.

This Is True Really News brings you bizarre but verified news stories from around the world, delivered with wit and skepticism. Like, subscribe, and follow for your weekly dose of reality that's stranger than fiction.

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