In the premiere episode of Trophies are for Winners, Scott and Nancy discuss why they've decided now is the time to try and save America with their special insight on, well, everything. We talk Trophies are for Winners, Kid Rock & the State Fair, Trigger Warnings for TV, and finally House of the Dragon series premiere.

Music by Pixabay.

Sorry for Scott’s audio, he wouldn’t keep his face in front of the mic!

In this episode Nancy and Scott attempt to focus on the Pon Farr from the Star Trek universe. We talk about the differences (and similarities) from one series/movie to another (you're welcome Canon Bitches) and the ridiculousness of how characters are twisted and contorted to bring Star Trek Sexy Time to the screen.

There’s also corn, CBD, prison life, and a polished turd. And, why slow-burn Sci-Fi and Hell on Wheels are cool, and pointy things.

Labor Day bonus episode: Nancy and Scott talk House of the Dragon episode 2, diversity casting, wokenesss, and fake people - or, why imaginary dark-skinned characters can’t have white hair. Also, Horny Downton Abbey, Maverick Jaws, Danny was set up, and more dragons right meow!

We’re baaaaack! We’ve been gone a couple weeks as life just gut nutty for both of us after Labor Day, hopefully this makes up for it!

Live in Technicolor from our new studio in downtown Burbank! Well, we’re recording from our new studio, but it’s in Scott’s basement.

In this episode Nancy and Scott serve up a traditional Lutheran funeral reception's worth of all kinds of different hot dishes for your ear holes. Open up wide for a taste of:

• Deadpool in the MCU.

• Star Trek Lower Decks Episode “Hear All, Trust Nothing”.

• “The best thing we can do is go on with our daily routine.” - Nurse Ratched - RIP.

• La Brea or “Tar Baby: the Next Generation”.

• House of the Godzilla Dragon Cards Episode 6 - Crop dusting your husband Flaming Cheetos style, strawberry pudding pops, it’s “Dra-car-is”, and if the crooked shoe fits.

What the hell was that? Now that Nancy has been rescued from the dragon pit and Scott has mopped up the floor after a Sense8 marathon, we're back in the studio and cranking out episodes. This episode covers episodes 7 & 8 of House of the Dragon, with the next two finishing the season. Those are in the hopper now getting a hot oil massage and should be up any hour now as well.

In the meantime, crybabies are getting their chance to rewrite television and we're having none of it. Grab a bottle of Slug-o-cola and bear witness to:

- How to rewrite GoT you frigging baby!

- Helena is not autistic and they don’t have lightbulbs!

- Dragon Porn

- Essos Hollywood

- The Monster under the boards.

- Getting it from behind.

10 things you missed about this podcast!

- Lord of the No Sex Power RIngs

- The Rant

- Sitting on a broken washing machine

- Today’s episode is brought to you by the letter ‘M’

- Martin’s lack of vowels

- A Fruit Cart and a Fearell/Ferrel/Wild Child

- Ring the bell

- Beast Beneath the Boards

- TAFW - Asshat!

- Chicken Pox money for Zunes

That's the House of the Dragon season finale, not ours!

We have plenty more salted caramel whiskey & eggnog goodness to give you enough cavities to hold off until the Dragons return in 2024! WTF?!

In this episode we talk about how:

- Die Hard was predictable, unlike our episodes.

- Skippers chowder weather is back.

- Don’t bring a Mini Cooper to a dragon fight, you’ll shoot your eye out!

- See you in the Upside Down.

This one is kind of long. Hopefully you won’t be looking to time travel your way out before we finish talking up the run of Jodi Whittaker as The Doctor.

The gems of today's episode include:

- Actors in Power of the Doctor - Doctors in Power of the Doctor?

- Nancy can’t drive a computer and has a grumpy dump.

- Dissecting the Doctors, and your mother.

- Anything to keep Nancy from talking about her license plates.

- Don’t ask questions Nancy if you can’t handle the answer.

- Who’s the biggest spaz?

- Nancy for Governor!

- World’s largest Fleshjack