"There's no stoping him. Why even try? He has a never ending supply of those damned bricks. No one will ever get in to see Mizzix with him around."

WE. ARE. BACK!

After a year of fartin around, we decided to grace the airwaves once again. This week we come at you with an Izzet goblin who's here throwing fists(or bricks).

This week's mechanic:

Renown: N (Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, if it isn't renowned, put N +1/+1 counter on it and it becomes renowned.)

"Every army should a have battle cry. You know, to strike fear. One might say he uh...takes it to new heights." -Izzet bodygaurd.

We made a berserker for everyone's favorite mage guild. 

This week's mehcanic is:

Afflict: Afflict N (Whenever this creature becomes blocked, defending player loses N life.)

"What do you mean your raising my property tax! I'll lose everything!"

We made a politics commander that just wants everything to go. Even it's own stuff.

This week's mechanic is:

Vanishing: Vanishing N (This permanent enters the battlefield with N time counters on it. At the beginning of your upkeep, remove a time counter from it. When the last is removed, sacrifice it.)

"It's nothing you've ever seen. It billows black ichor across everything it touches. Nothing living survives it's touch. The land itselft dies, never to recover."

We made a phyrexian horror that blows up lands and spreads disease.

This week's mechanic is:

Infect: Infect (This creature deals damage to creatures in the form of -1/-1 counters and to players in the form of poison counters.)

"He was protector of the woods until Norn showed up. Now he's nothing more than violence sent out to weaken the front lines."

We made a Gruul troll trying to draw cards...and beat dat ass of course.

This week's mechanic:

Proliferate:  (Choose any number of permanents and/or players, then give each another counter of each kind already there.) 

"He infests every corner of your dreams. His minions crawl through your mind even as you wake...He's my greatest creation." -Ashiok

We drummed up a fun esper insect horror who your friends are gonna love(hate).

This week's mechanic is:

Dash: Dash [cost] (You may cast this spell for its dash cost. If you do, it gains haste, and it's returned from the battlefield to its owner's hand at the beginning of the next end step.)

"One guy tried callin'im 'The Land Shark...' I miss Jim."

We made a Dimir merfolk rogue that's here to help you ramp, and smack your friends, but just a little bit.

This week's mechanic is:

Explore:  (Reveal the top card of your library. Put that card into your hand if it's a land. Otherwise, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature, then put the card back on top or into your graveyard.)

"Slimgix always had friends around to help him look for his belongings. One after the other they would show up always there to help him find his lost stuff."

Holy hell we are inconsistent as of late. But we're still here. We're still weird. And we made all yall a fun goblin who loses everything.

This week's mechinic is:

Hellbent:  — as long as you have no cards in hand a thing happens.