Episodios

  • 10: Just Winging it With the Grace of a Toddler on Roller Skates

    10: Just Winging it With the Grace of a Toddler on Roller Skates
    Aug 2 2024

    This week Ashley and Noah talk child pageants, dentists, and TikTok drama. We deep dive into children on social media and the new 2024 Paris Olympics nursery.


    Be sure to follow us at instagram.com/TwoParentsPodcast


    Email us with bonus/regular episode ideas at twoparentspodcast@gmail.com

    Hosted and created by Noah Lynch and Ashley Chastain, Produced by Noah Lynch, Marketing and Distribution by Ashley Chastain


    Chapters

    0:00 Introduction

    1:37 Morgan'sCorrectionandParenthoodReflections

    1:59 ControversyoverKids'Competitions

    24:28 BallerinaFarmDramaandTikTokAddiction

    28:24 DentistVisitPSA

    31:16 PregnancyandDentalHealth

    32:01 WisdomTeethWoes

    32:41 DentalHabitsandCavities

    33:00 PregnancyEffectsonDentalHealth

    34:18 DentalCleaningExperience

    35:50 OvercomingDentalProcrastination

    36:06 ImportanceofDentalHealthAwareness

    37:07 Flossingvs.BrushingDebate

    37:59 PersonalDentalandHealthAnecdotes

    42:35 OlympicsandFamilySupport

    44:51 ConcernsaboutExtremeEatingChallenges

    49:33 OlympicsNurseryandCommunitySupport

    57:27 Why we’re in the bar
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    1 h y 3 m
  • 9. Two Parents Six Cats

    9. Two Parents Six Cats
    Jul 27 2024
    This week Ashley and Noah start by overcoming some serious technical difficulties. Noah used ChatGPT to address tardiness and it’s anatomy scan week!!! They talk about a nursery update, registry items, and dive into thoughts about having a boy. They also discuss cats (as always) and why we are in the bar! Be sure to follow us at instagram.com/TwoParentsPodcast Email us with bonus/regular episode ideas at twoparentspodcast@gmail.com Hosted and created by Noah Lynch and Ashley Chastain, Produced by Noah Lynch, Marketing and Distribution by Ashley Chastain 0:00 Technical Difficulties and Podcast Start 0:55 Court Sentencing and Punctuality Debate 2:45 Anatomy Scan Experience and Scheduling Tip 3:42 Fascinating Ultrasound Technology Details 5:28 Challenges During Anatomy Scan and Rescheduling 8:33 Victory Over Cats and Nursery Progress 18:22 Cats' Territory Expansion and Litter Box Discussion 22:47 Automatic Litter Box Debate and Sponsorship Idea 28:05 Doctor's Pregnancy Booklet and Birth Planning 29:54 Audio Quality Disclaimer and Candid Sign-Off 30:04 Initial Thoughts on Circumcision 44:26 Discussion on the Benefits of Circumcision 45:44 The Importance of Reading to Babies 50:02 Organization and Baby Essentials 54:33 Why We're in the Bar
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  • 8. Cleaning and Tragedy

    8. Cleaning and Tragedy
    Jul 20 2024
    This week Ashley and Noah talk about cats, dishes and, as always, Morgan’s corrections. They also discuss some tragic stories in the news and give a sneak peek on upcoming episodes. Be sure to follow us at instagram.com/TwoParentsPodcast Email us with bonus/regular episode ideas at twoparentspodcast@gmail.com Hosted and created by Noah Lynch and Ashley Chastain, Produced by Noah Lynch, Marketing and Distribution by Ashley Chastain 0:00 intro & housekeeping 1:17 Morgan’s corrections 1:34 Best sushi around town 3:18 Embarrassing deliveries 3:52 Entering the nesting phase 4:09 Vacuum thoughts 7:23 Cats vs dogs 9:12 The Cat Battle 14:27 Cats love to be little shits 16:16 Why are doors so expensive 19:13 Dawn power wash 21:13 Dishwasher hack 23:00 Handwashing vs Dishwashing 26:23 Tragedy in the news 44:29 Next week topics and upcoming appointments
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    54 m
  • *Bonus Episode* Our AI Parent

    *Bonus Episode* Our AI Parent
    Jul 13 2024

    In this bonus episode Noah and Ashley ask AI how to care for a baby and rate their favorite responses.


    Instagram: instagram.com/TwoParentsPod

    Facebook: Two Parents Walk into a Bar Podcast

    Email: TwoParentsPodcast@gmail.com


    Hosted and created by Noah Lynch and Ashley Chastain, Produced by Noah Lynch, Marketing and Distribution by Ashley Chastain


    Chapters

    0:00 Getting Comfortable

    1:13 The AI Producer

    5:51 AI in Art

    8:08 Water Consumption Guidelines for Babies

    9:41 Water Guidelines Summary

    12:17 Snapchat's Water Guidelines

    14:50 Meta AI's Water Guidelines

    16:54 Signs of Thirst

    19:10 Snapchat's Water Guidelines Summary

    20:04 Meta AI's Water Guidelines Summary

    22:56 Managing Baby Clothes Guidelines

    33:09 Choosing the Best Mother's Day Gift

    35:13 Unique Baby Names for Boys - Snapchat

    38:18 Best Nickname for Arlo - Meta

    46:21 Bedtime Story for 15-Month-Old Son - ChatGPT

    51:50 Bedtime Story with a Twist - ChatGPT
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    56 m
  • 7. Officially 20 Weeks!

    7. Officially 20 Weeks!
    Jul 12 2024

    This week Ashley and Noah reflect on the last 20 weeks of Morgan's pregnancy and discuss "Noah's Survival Guide: Tips for Having a Pregnant Partner". They discuss pregnancy in pop culture and really, really bad partners.


    Instagram: instagram.com/TwoParentsPod

    Facebook: Two Parents Walk into a Bar Podcast

    Email: TwoParentsPodcast@gmail.com


    Hosted and created by Noah Lynch and Ashley Chastain, Produced by Noah Lynch, Marketing and Distribution by Ashley Chastain


    Chapters

    0:00 Gypsy Rose Blanchard and the Hulu Documentary

    4:09 Morgan's Corrections and 20 Weeks Pregnancy Update

    7:36 Noah's Survival Guide: Tips for Having a Pregnant Partner

    9:26 Listener Topic Suggestions and Appreciation

    21:11 Importance of Celebrating Mother's Day

    22:49 Reading About Baby Together and Staying Engaged

    26:03 Partner Support during Pregnancy

    27:28 Sushi Cravings and Maternity Fashion

    28:34 Thoughtful Gestures and Maternity Wardrobe

    30:19 Online Maternity Shopping Tips

    31:43 Unique Baby Weight Experiment

    33:07 Breastfeeding Controversy

    37:04 Breastfeeding Challenges and Support

    42:17 Choosing a Child-Friendly Environment

    50:03 Audience Interaction and Video Plans

    50:15 Motivation Struggles and Moving Preparations
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    55 m
  • *Bonus Episode 1* Origin Story

    *Bonus Episode 1* Origin Story
    Jul 6 2024

    Welcome to the first ever bonus episode! Ashley and Noah are so excited to bring you extra content and take you on the journey of their friendship. From volunteering for a work experiment to best friends through joys of diversity, podcast success, candid conversations, and shared storytelling commitment, showcasing enduring friendship.

    Don't forget to submit new topics for more bonus episodes at twoparentspodcast@gmail.com


    TPWITAB on Instagram: instagram.com/TwoParentsPod


    Hosted and created by Noah Lynch and Ashley Chastain, Produced by Noah Lynch, Marketing and Distribution by Ashley Chastain


    0:00 Origin Story

    2:08 Setting Ground Rules

    4:32 Working at Dollar General

    18:22 Enjoying the Job

    19:27 Good Group Dynamics

    26:39 Podcast Fame

    32:35 Burnout and Quitting

    35:03 Emotional Departure

    36:21 Transition to Dark Ages

    39:37 Friendship Dynamics

    43:41 Misunderstandings and Breaks

    46:36 Reconciliation Through Messages

    49:52 Podcast Names and Ideas

    53:00 Reflecting on Endings and Beginnings

    1:01:17 Playful Reconciliation

    1:03:59 Memories and Reflections

    1:12:38 Welcoming Arlo

    1:17:10 Rekindling Friendship
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  • 6. Once Again, What I Said is Not Real

    6. Once Again, What I Said is Not Real
    Jul 5 2024
    This week Ashley and Noah discuss how many baby clothes is too many, reveal Noah and Morgan’s baby name, and when people really should stop talking. Be sure to follow us at instagram.com/TwoParentsPodcast Email us with bonus/regular episode ideas at twoparentspodcast@gmail.com Hosted and created by Noah Lynch and Ashley Chastain, Produced by Noah Lynch, Marketing and Distribution by Ashley Chastain Chapters 0:00 Introduction 1:24 Bonus Episode Announcement 13:27 Housekeeping 15:37 How much is too much? 19:50 Buying vs. Washing Socks 22:04 Naming Reveal 26:26 People Will Say Anything 27:27 Baby Name Reactions 28:07 Pressure to Marry 28:47 Name Critics 30:10 Name Controversy Continues 33:41 Having Kids at Different Ages 35:44 Aquarium Review 38:06 Preparing for Kids 45:47 Costco Recall 48:49 Safety Concerns 51:25 Coping with Grief 54:20 Fireworks Etiquette 54:53 Relatable Cat Behavior
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    56 m
  • 5: Families Are Real. Breeders Are Not. (Hot Take)

    5: Families Are Real. Breeders Are Not. (Hot Take)
    Jun 30 2024
    "Two Parents Walk Into A Bar" podcast hosts Noah and Ashley discuss parenthood's ethics, “breeders”, litter boxes and Morgan’s latest pregnancy updates while offering relatable insights for navigating raising children. TPWITAB on Instagram: instagram.com/TwoParentsPod Hosted and created by Noah Lynch and Ashley Chastain, Produced by Noah Lynch, Marketing by Ashley Chastain 0:00 Introduction 0:54 Morgan's Corrections: babies and water 4:04 Pediatricians and SippyCups 7:26 Litter Box Duties 9:58 Life changing litter revelations 13:06 Antinatalism: Reddit Posts Debrief 32:50 Pregnancy Update 34:48 Enjoying the Simple Things 37:44 Feeling the Baby's Movements 41:23 Arlo's Diaper Disposal Adventures 44:03 Milestones and Developmental Leaps 46:04 Judging Month Parents 47:54 Why We’re in the Bar 51:59 Gout vs Pregnancy
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    56 m