The UFFL is a Fantasy Football League comprised of 12 teams. It's members all came from a triple-wide trailer in the heart of Bristol, CT - where as young Sports Television (think 4 letters) Production Assistants, they battled for pride and very little money in the greatest fantasy football dynasty league...EVER.

On the "UFFL: TOTAL NONSENSE PODCAST" you will hear behind the scenes stories and insider info about the league, it's odd owners, and the current fantasy football season. So stay tuned and learn from fantasy football legends (not really) about football (maybe), fantasy sports (possibly), life (doubtfully), and about the UFFL owners themselves (regrettably)!
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#Recorded Wednesday, September 11th, 2024

UFFL 2024 - WEEK 2
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The Opening Week of the 2024 UFFL season has come and gone, and now John B., Chris, and The Commish are here to give you all the juicy details!

*Stay tuned as the gang play John B.'s newest game ..... I don't know what it's called. It needs a new name anyway.

*Listen in for The Commissioner's Awards for the week: The Lucky Charms Lucky Move, the Energy Boost, and the House of Dragons something or other - why are these names so complicated – anyway it's an award!

*Be sure to stick around for our game by game, position by position, insult by insult recaps from this week, and previews of each of the matchups next week!

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WEEK 1 RESULTS
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• West Coast 4 Life 103 - Rochester Tschmingus 99
• Compton's Most Wanted 85 - The Mission 56
• Kick-Ass Philanthropists 148 - Hall & Oates 123
• Free Jamal 151 - Gurley's Gone 128
• Mutt & Jeff 107 - Waiver Wire Heroes 92
• Cardiff The Giant Killer 124 - Vicious & Delicious 85

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WEEK 2 SCHEDULE
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• Mutt & Jeff – at – Kick-Ass Philanthropists
• Gurley's Gone – at – Vicious & Delicious
• West Coast 4 Life – at – Waiver Wire Heroes
• The Mission – at – Free Jamal
• Cardiff the Giant Killer – at – Compton's Most Wanted
• Hall & Oates – at – Rochester Tschmingus

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2024 UFFL STANDINGS
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– East Division –
1. Free Jamal (Jeremy) – (1 - 0)
2. Mutt & Jeff (Chris) – (1 - 0)
3. Gurley's Gone (John M. and Ben) – (0 - 1)
4. Waiver Wire Heroes (John B.) – (0 - 1)
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– Central Division –
1. Kick-Ass Philanthropists (Dave) – (1 - 0)
2. Cardiff Giant The Giant Killer (Matt M.) – (1 - 0)
3. Hall & Oates (Phil and Jim) – (0 - 1)
4. Vicious & Delicious (Scott/Commish) – (0 - 1)
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– West Division –
1. West Coast 4 Life (Thomas) – (1 - 0)
2. Compton's Most Wanted (Aladdin and JPete) – (1 - 0)
3. Rochester Tschmingus (Brian) – (0 - 1)
4. The Mission (Matt V., Matt C.) – (0- 1)
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