Mitchell is joined by Aaron and Lincoln to chat about:
- North Melbourne beating a Harley Reidless West Coast
- Suffering through Saints V Gold Coast
- The lowest scoring Saturday of all time
- Record for goalless quarters to win the game
- SuperCoach HS with the same last name

Mitchell is joined with the Stat guys Liam and Lincoln:
- Umpiring Frustrations
- Brownlow Metric
- McKay Brothers record?
- Quickest to 30 disposals against all 18 teams
- Biggest range between SuperCoach and Fantasy Scores
- Most goals by Ben's in a team

Mitchell is joined by Co-Host Liam and first timer UAS member Lincoln.
- Ken Hinkleys Good/Bad Record
- Christ Scott's Crazy Record
- Who is the GOAT of Coaches
- Saints Still Suck!!!!!!! @%#$
- Longest streak of sequential scores during a round
- Most non-individual scores in a round

Mitch and Aaron welcome back Liam as they discuss a multitude of Useless AFL Stats!
- Saints Suck
- Gold Coast Record
- Crowd Numerology
- Goals + Behinds = Goals and Behinds = Goals which = goals and behinds?
- Pendles not a Collingwood record holder???
- Too many good Essendon stats, like way too many, like they need to lose two Finals this year!

Aaron and Mitch are without Liam this week as they talk crap:
- Freo and Saints misery
- +1 Geelong Headband
- Scorigarmy
- MEAT AFL ALL STARS
- Essendon the worst 3rd ranked team? Ever?

Mitch, Aaron and Liam talk about a bunch of useless stats including:
- Jersey Numbers and goals = 69
- Geelong's Headband Bandits
- Zucchini's are Fruits?
- Most disposals without a goal
- Freo Supporters
- FREE KICKS DON'T EQUAL WINS!!!

In this weeks pod, Mitchell, Aaron and Liam discuss
- Goal Umpires Conspiracy
- Liams Devastating News
- How badly North Sucks
- Hawkins and Cameron Goalless
- Greatest Hyphenated double negative losses
- Worst Hawks of all time
- Lowest and highest squared scores
- Basically a whole bunch of Useless Stats

Mitchell, Aaron and Liam welcome special guest Ben Waterworth, Fox Sports Journalist and AFL 360 Producer. We chat Useless Stats and Footy Media:
- Izak Rankine the next Gary Ablett?
- Is Max Laughton a likeable person?
- Are Cessna's distracting?
- How many games did Peter Street play?
- Commentators Curse
- Is Bevo a journalist's best friend?