When Amy Grant’s marriage ended, Christian America acted like she personally broke the Ten Commandments — never mind the fact that she didn’t cheat, and the rumor was completely manufactured. Meanwhile, pastors with actual scandals get standing ovations. So why do men get redemption arcs while women get dragged for things that never even happened? Let’s talk faith, hypocrisy, and why honesty shouldn’t ruin your career — but apparently, just being a woman can.

Welcome to Nightmare on Mansplaining Street, where the haunted house isn’t full of monsters—it’s full of purity culture, misquoted scripture, and the Patriarchy Megaphone yelling “smile more.” We wander through creepy rooms like the Library of Misquoted Scripture and the Junior Church Horror Circle, laughing so we don’t scream. It’s spooky, snarky, and uncomfortably real. Grab a candle and try not to trip over the rug of spiritual chaos on the way out.

At nineteen, Mary Shelley gave the world Frankenstein—and a warning about what happens when men play God. Two centuries later, we’re still surrounded by the same kind of creators: powerful, unaccountable, and shocked when their monsters bite back. This week, we’re talking feminism, faith, and what Mary Shelley knew long before anyone would listen—the real horror story is patriarchy.

It’s not all men—but it’s enough. Enough that women change how they walk, dress, and move through the world just to feel safe. This episode unpacks what “not all men” really misses, how fear shapes our daily lives, and what real accountability and allyship actually look like.

In a galaxy not so far away, Christians made the Bible their idol - and forgot the Force behind it. This week on Christian Idol: Revenge of the Bible, we're taking a closer look at how the "Word of God" got treated like God Himself, and what happens when verses take center stage. Because somewhere along the way, people stopped worshipping through the Bible... and started worshipping it instead.

Forget American Idol—this is Christian Idol, where the finalists are marriage, politics, and a whole lot of misplaced devotion. We're calling them out Randy-style, and spoiler: it’s a no from us. Because nothing says ‘worship’ like shoving Jesus off the stage for a shinier idol.

We're always up for talking about bad dates, and discovering the world of right-wing dating apps checks every box. There's all the regular stuff... no women to be found, CEOs who take advantage, and plenty of MAGA vibes. Then come the gems: "Never go on a date with a feminist again" and "Conservatives have better sex" (seriously questioning that one). Welcome to the echo chamber. We'd advise swiping left.

We’re sick, tired, and fresh off Disney, doomscrolling our way through cemeteries, church chaos, TikToks, and billionaires doing good while the rest of us cry into our algorithms. Laughing, ranting, and judging humanity together — this is Funny How We’re Doomed.