Nearly being tased by the yellow shirts at the Indianapolis Motor Speedway or being pulled over by an irate member of the Coastguard. Which is worse? Andy then tallies the number of law enforcement Greg has met while being pulled over. All branch except the Space Force. Greg decides it’s time to get his pilots license. Stay tuned.

Andy reveals he still suffers from ptSd bright on by a dining class he was forced to take at Butler University as a part of broadcasting clearly I can’t sing. Greg wants to hear 2 lines from a popular show tune. Andy assumes the fetal position.

Have you ever returned a rental car in less than stellar shape? Keely hit a deer causing major damage and a week later totaled the rental by hitting a tree. Greg was awakened at 2:00 AM and thought she said the tree was growing in the road what road has a tree growing in it? The answer to that and other funny situations are packed in Episode 40 of Welcome to the Suburbs.

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Episode 39 of Welcome To The Suburbs asks the question, have you heard Pat Boone’s album that covers Led Zeppelin, Ozzy Osborn, Judas Priest and others? Even better, have you seen the cover?

Restoration Hardware bought a 41,000 Square foot mansion in suburban Indy It’s their store, showroom and restaurant the property was owned by monks. Andy did work for those cats and the Islamic Center. How do you proof chant tapes or CDs for content. Andy’s question.

Meditation becomes the question. Something Greg needs to practice. It could help prevent being tased by the yellow shirts at IMS when they’re disagreeable.

Does New Mexico have zip codes like we have in the United States? That was a question asked to Andy by the shipping manager one day. How would you answer him? Andy’s answer was perfect. Season 2 Episode 39 of our comedy podcast is live. Enjoy!

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Talking with strangers resurfaces as Andy talks about watching Greg go up to a random guy in the seats at Indy 500 practice and comes away with a dinner invite and a place on his Christmas card list.

Greg became the surrogate son of Chuck and Melba. An older couple who bought his dad’s house and SLK. Like family sometimes acts, they needed coaching on personal boundaries.

The guys marveled at Chuck’s soul patch handlebar mustache and his 2 block test drive of the SLK before offering to write a check for the asking price. Greg didn’t realize the sale of both house and car included a new role as their emotional support person.

Greg was asked to accompany them to a standing room only trip to the BMV. Chuck drew number 101 as they announced 45. Now serving 45. What happens next? Tune in to episode 38 of Welcome To The Suburbs to find out.

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We have a plan in our mind that is always fully executed without flaws, hurdles or road blocks. Then real-life steps I and teaches us how wisdom is gained. Something as simple as renting a trailer and appliance dolly from U-Haul turns into a cross street where culture, technology and rental businesses collide. After Greg’s dad died, he inherited the task of distributing furniture to friends, family and Habitat for Humanity.

He found that liquidating a home is far different than selling furniture in a consignment shop. Complicate that with a sister that doesn’t know how to value time. If you remember back in Season 2 episode 30 of Welcome To The Suburbs his sister wanted him to drive an hour and a half to get plastic forks. Apply that mentality to liquidating their dad’s house. There are enough ridiculous observations to fill a rental trailer. Who’s renting the trailer? The guy whose phone screen is a spiderweb of broken glass. How is he servicing the client? With one eye closed so the cigarette smoke doesn’t stream into his eye. How did he do? You’ll have download episode 37 of Welcome to The Suburbs to find out.

What happens when you’re a new hire at the largest studio in Indy and you’ve got a date on Friday night? You impress her with a studio tour while serving Hairy Buffalo to lubricate your opportunities for later that night. What happens when your date throws up the red cocktail on your new boss’s white couch? You’ll have download episode 37 of Welcome to The Suburbs to find out.

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Andy watched, and could provide no information on the race and the name of the horse that won, only that it was a close finish and a camel didn’t win.

Greg watched zero minutes. But he has seen camels in the wild.

On Easter, Greg’s cat delivered the head of a bunny at the front door. Greg’s kids were greeted with that sight as they went out to hunt Easter Eggs.

Geoffrey the wonder dog sees the bunnies as an automated game of fetch. They sprint off, he catches them and bring them to Greg. Some rinse peacefully while others are so traumatized they die of a heart attack in his mouth.

What do you do when the opening act of a concert isn’t a music artist it’s a juggler or, in the case of Mellencamp, a documentary on movie classics. The crowd became unruly

The Room Place is closing. We’re letting you know in case you missed the 9,000 signs lining the street out in front of the store. 9,000 in case you miss the first 5,000

We don’t have any signs, we aren’t closing but we’d like you to join us for Welcome To The Suburbs: Season 2 Episode 36 George, Tell Me ‘Bout The Rabbits

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What’s your thread count? Do you like it hot or cold when you sleep? Pets on or off the bed? Why do you keep kicking me? What the heck is Egyptian Cotton and why is it prized? Do you fly in your dreams? Do you have a reoccurring dream about insecurities? Do you sleep walk or have restless leg?

In episode 35 of Welcome To The Suburbs Andy and Greg laugh about everything that happens between the sheets.

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An emotional response to crickets in the yard is dramatically different than hearing nothing when you’re on stage to tell jokes or play music.

Episode 34 of Welcome to the Suburbs we share stories of hearing the sound of crickets, professionally.

Act 1: PolkaBoy developed a no wedding policy because…well let Andy tell you. It’s painfully funny.

Act 2: We’re the social Security Administration, we’re buttoned up, we’ve got it all figured out. That’s what they tell you. Executing that mindset, Cue the sound of wind and crickets

Act 3: As Greg works to untangle the estates of his recently diseased parents his sister demonstrates how a narcissist is like a vaudeville ventriloquist.

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We spend our entire lives surrounded by strangers. Most of the time we give them a smile or glance and move on.

Greg is extroverted and it’s easy for him to strike up a conversation with anyone. The Uber driver, cashier, or random person on the street. Keely can’t relate at all and prefers to just pass through life without exchanging pleasantries with people she doesn’t know.

In episode 33 of Welcome to the Suburbs: Andy plays the antagonist and points out the absurdity of Greg’s quest to interview people inline at the grocery and seemingly everywhere lately. Keely has a different approach. She puts him in timeout.

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