Alright, bar buffs and cocktail connoisseurs, Dan is back with the ultimate bucket list – or should I say, "booze bucket" list? He’s distilled his years of bar-crawling expertise into a list of the ten essential experiences that every self-respecting bar aficionado should knock out before last call on life. This isn’t your average listicle – we’re talking sacred rites of passage, people. You think you've done it all? Think again. And that's not all. In our "Drinks of the Week" segment, Dan reviews two fresh-off-the-still whiskies from the legend himself, Wes Henderson. Yes, the Bourbon Hall of Famer who helped craft Angel's Envy is back with a brand-new venture that’ll make even the most jaded booze snob sit up and take notice.

You ever hear about the time Dan nearly became a Las Vegas cautionary tale? It’s a wild ride involving a championship prize fight, a topless pool (because, Vegas), an over-served spirits industry exec who thought he was part of the Rat Pack, and—oh yeah—the cops. Also, on this week’s "Drinks of the Week," we're diving headfirst into the green fairy's arms with Absente absinthe. This isn't just a drink; it's a hallucination in a glass. Remember, with absinthe, you don’t just drink it, you negotiate with it. Pour, dilute, sip, and repeat—like Dan's attempts at adult responsibility. Cheers, or as they say in the absinthe circles, à votre santé—and maybe hide your phone.

The Clover Club cocktail is one of those drinks that makes you feel like you've been invited to a secret society meeting, where everyone’s wearing velvet smoking jackets and discussing the finer points of monocle craftsmanship. Born in pre-Prohibition Philadelphia, this elegant mix of gin, lemon juice, raspberry syrup, and egg white was the toast of the Clover Club, a swanky all-men’s social club. Back then, it was the kind of cocktail you'd order if you wanted to seem like the most interesting guy in the room—without even trying. Today, it’s back on menus, and popular as ever. And don’t let the pink hue fool you,. This drink has enough punch to remind you that sophistication doesn't have to mean boring. It's a cocktail with class and just enough zing to keep things interesting.