Welcome true believers to X-Men Horoscopes where each week our host Lodro Rinzler is in conversation with a special guest to discuss the X-Men issue that aligns with a significant month and year from their life and what that issue reveals about their future.

Ryan Krull of the fantastically funny X-podcast Homo Superior joins our host Lodro Rinzler for a one-shot where Psylocke fights Sabretooth!

We cover Uncanny X-Men 213 where Sabretooth is fresh off the Mutant Massacre and loose in the mansion just being scary y'all. Also in this episode:

• we cover the 25 classes of new mutants

• the weird almost relationship of Psylocke and Douglas Ramsey

• Psylocke has gotten with everyone on earth who bears the last name Summers

• Lodro has a voice (and a face) made for podcasts

• Sabretooth is invisible when wet

• we've all dated a psycho blast back in the day

Psylocke ends up joining the X-Men this issue while wearing her pajamas, which she then wears them as a superhero uniform from then on so as not to make it weird.

What does any of this have to do with Ryan's future? Tune in to find out!

You can find more of Ryan over at the Homo Superior podcast. More of Lodro Rinzler's work can be found here and here and you can follow the podcast on Instagram at xmenpanelsdaily where we post X-Men comic panels...daily. Have a question or comment for a future episode? Reach out at xmenhoroscopes.com

Welcome true believers to X-Men Horoscopes where each week our host Lodro Rinzler is in conversation with a special guest to discuss the X-Men issue that aligns with a significant month and year from their life and what that issue reveals about their future.

Amber and Chris VanMoesnerr join our host Lodro Rinzler for a "plot-driven" X-Men issue from the Disassembled era five years ago, which syncs with the birth of their son. We talk parenting + X-Men. We talk about how sometimes the X-Men is written like the show 24. We talk about whether Professor X would make for a good babysitter.

Also in this episode:

• the super dark period of the X-Men when they lived in a bar and murdered everyone
• Cyclops died with a lot of regrets
• Dark Beast gave himself spider legs
• we have another Mutant Massacre of the Morlocks...and it gets a panel's worth of discussion
• want to take Wolverine out? Throw a knife in his eye
• the X-Men do hits for the US army now...and so they get mistaken for the Avengers
• Captain America does Pilates

Amber and Chris VanMoesnerr live in upstate New York with their two lovely children. According to the bios they offered for each other, Amber is a lovely person who is training to be a mental health counselor as well as a professional podcaster and Chris is a journalist in the energy commodity space, a failed political candidate and an excellent dad. You can check out Amber's fascinating podcast about learning she was donor-conceived, Biohacked, right here.

More of Lodro Rinzler's work can be found here and here and you can follow the podcast on Instagram at xmenpanelsdaily where we post X-Men comic panels...daily. Have a question or comment for a future episode? Reach out at xmenhoroscopes.com

Welcome true believers to X-Men Horoscopes where each week our host Lodro Rinzler is in conversation with a special guest to discuss the X-Men issue that aligns with a significant month and year from their life and what that issue reveals about their future.

Mikey G of the x-cellent Instagram account XTropes joins our host Lodro Rinzler for an episode devoted inadvertently to how great the character Lifeguard is.

Still interested? Well we do cover an amazing crossover: X-Men and Alpha Flight 1, where Madelyne Pryor gets super powers!

Also in this episode:

• Rachel is a future daughter from a future timeline who is from the future...and only wears a black leotard and bright red leg warmers into battle

• Justice for Slipstream, the White Surfer

• Is Alpha Flight good?

• When you get attacked the best way to practice self-defense is to kiss them

• Northstar is gay and Rogue speaks French

• Sasquatch is having trouble being a Sasquatch and gets cured of Sasquatch stuff

Plus Mikey has a bird phobia. What does any of this mean for his future? Tune in to find out!

Mikey hails from Sydney, Australia. Although he did not grow up there. He grew up on the west coast of Australia in Perth which is the most isolated city in the world hence the harsh accent. Besides his one true love, the X-Men, he enjoys shaking his fist at clouds, horror movies and all things housewives. He is the number one fan of the greatest Claremont creation of all time: Lifeguard. Which makes him crazy.