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1001 Pieces of Absolutely Useless Advice
- Humorous Hints and Goofy Guidance
- Narrated by: Michael Nedwick
- Length: 2 hrs and 15 mins
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Publisher's summary
This is a hilarious book of absolutely useless advice. It will make you laugh out loud. It is packed with jokes and one-liners pretending to be serious advice. It parodies self-help books. It will appeal to kids and people with a juvenile sense of humour.
Here are some examples:
As you go through life remember these two words which will open many doors for you: push and pull.
Change is inevitable – except from vending machines.
When playing tennis try harder on the early points in a game as they are worth 15 points, later points are only worth 10.
When one door closes another one opens; good advice unless you are fitting kitchen cabinets.
Shoes will last twice as long if you only wear them every other day.
When doing a crossword puzzle, you can use letters from across clues to help solve down clues.
Share some useless advice with family and friends - everyone needs a good laugh.
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