The Utterly Uninteresting and Unadventurous Tales of Fred, the Vampire Accountant (Dramatized Adaptation) Audiobook By Drew Hayes cover art

The Utterly Uninteresting and Unadventurous Tales of Fred, the Vampire Accountant (Dramatized Adaptation)

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The Utterly Uninteresting and Unadventurous Tales of Fred, the Vampire Accountant (Dramatized Adaptation)

By: Drew Hayes
Narrated by: full cast, Christopher Walker, Nora Achrati, Scott McCormick, Alejandro Ruiz, Bradley Smith, Carolyn Kashner, Ken Jackson, Terence Aselford, Richard Rohan, Rose Elizabeth Supan, Mort Shelby
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Some people are born boring. Some live boring. Some even die boring. Fred managed to do all three, and when he woke up as a vampire, he did so as a boring one. Timid, socially awkward, and plagued by self-esteem issues, Fred has never been the adventurous sort.

One fateful night - different from the night he died, which was more inconvenient than fateful - Fred reconnects with an old friend at his high school reunion. This rekindled relationship sets off a chain of events thrusting him right into the chaos that is the parahuman world, a world with chipper zombies, truck driver wereponies, maniacal necromancers, ancient dragons, and now one undead accountant trying his best to “survive”.

Because even after it’s over, life can still be a downright bloody mess!

Performed by Christopher Walker, Nora Achrati, Scott McCormick, Alejandro Ruiz, Bradley Smith, Carolyn Kashner, Ken Jackson, Terence Aselford, Richard Rohan, Rose Elizabeth Supan, Mort Shelby, Colleen Delany, Zeke Alton, Henry Kramer, Nanette Savard, and David Zitney.

©2014 Drew Hayes (P)2020 GraphicAudio
Fantasy Paranormal Paranormal & Urban Feel-Good Funny Witty
Original Storyline • Episodic Format • Full Cast Performance • Relatable Hero • Entertaining Adventures • Unique Premise

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I could see this as a tv series. Not my usual listen but I enjoyed it and it kept me entertained. I really liked the full cast and sound effects. Love the different scenarios of trouble Fred finds himself in. I’m definitely listening to the second book.

Cute and funny ( dry humor)

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the full cast preformance was great. the story is episodic but fun fred is abit of a wuss

solid

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i enjoyed that it was an original story, even if it wasn't 100% my cup of tea it was good to hear a story that wasn't the exact same as every other story.

original!

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This book is exactly what I was looking for—light-hearted, funny, and full of mystery. The characters and the world make the whole experience worthwhile. Fred, The Vampire Accountant is a genuinely good read, and I also tried the GraphicAudio version on Audible, which I highly recommend. I’m definitely looking forward to continuing the series.

Light, Fun, and Surprisingly Charming

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Fun book. I usually don’t like books that feel like they are short story compilations. It is pretty well done here. I think it helps that all of the stories are good.

Nice start

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