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Bloody Acquisitions (Dramatized Adaptation)

Fred, the Vampire Accountant 3

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Bloody Acquisitions (Dramatized Adaptation)

By: Drew Hayes
Narrated by: full cast, Christopher Walker, Nora Achrati, Marni Penning, Yasmin Tuazon, Shanta Parasuraman, Steven Carpenter, Carolyn Kashner, Christopher Graybill, Anthony Palmini, Laura C. Harris, Danny Gavigan
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With a thriving parahuman accounting practice, a steady relationship, and a circle of trusted friends, Fred’s undead life has become more enjoyable than his normal one ever was. Unfortunately, it also seems that he’s no longer the only vampire to appreciate the up-and-coming city of Winslow, Colorado. A new clan of vampires is moving in, and they aren’t well known for tolerating outsiders in their territory.

Now, Fred must cope with the growing presence - and threat - of other vampires even as he struggles to keep up with his business’s demands and make time for his friends. Between hidden parahuman towns, crazed vampire hunters, quarreling mages, and the world’s least subtle spy, it will take all of Fred’s wiles just to keep his head above water. And as the new clan sinks their fangs deeper and deeper into his city, the undead accountant is faced with a choice between two equally unappealing options: flee his home, or stand against an entire clan of fellow vampires.

Performed by Christopher Walker, Nora Achrati, Marni Penning, Yasmin Tuazon, Shanta Parasuraman, Steven Carpenter, Carolyn Kashner, Christopher Graybill, Anthony Palmini, Laura C Harris, Danny Gavigan, Matthew Bassett, Scott McCormick, Alejandro Ruiz, Bradley Smith, Colleen Delany, Holly Adams, Michael John Casey, Terence Aselford, and Zeke Alton.

©2016 Drew Hayes (P)2021 GraphicAudio
Fantasy Paranormal Paranormal & Urban
Funny Story • Epic Fantasy • Fantastic Voice Actors • Character Development • Cohesive Storyline • Strong Series

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love the series. I listened to the since voice actor version based on recommendations here. I did not enjoy the story nearly as much. I will keep buying the dramatization versions for the high quality and entertainment.

prefer dramatic presentation

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Everything about this series is amazing! It’s my comfort listening. I could listen to this on repeat for years

Love this series

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Love the trouble the main cast gets into and their quirky ways of getting out of trouble and the lighthearted style of writing. Great performance by all cast and humor is a main part of this series.

Very fun and entertaining with subtle humor

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I'm a huge fan of this entire series and this is one of my favorites in it. Perfectly dramatized here.

Just perfect!

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I've resisted listening to the graphic audio of this series for a while now. I love the series so much that I thought not only was improvement unnecessary but that it would not be as good as the original. But to my surprise, I have thoroughly enjoyed it. I got to do something amazing, listening to one of my favourite stories anew! I wish Kirby Heyborne had played Fred. All in all a well done piece. Very consuming!

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