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Tidy the F*ck Up

The American Art of Organizing Your Sh*t

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Tidy the F*ck Up

By: Messie Condo
Narrated by: Natalie Naudus
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This funny, down-to-earth parody of Marie Kondo’s The Life-Changing Magic of Tidying Up hands listeners the most useful tools for keeping crap clean and organized without all the pressure.

In this book, you’ll discover useful ways to figure out what to do with your sh*tpiles in an approachable, carefree way, and you’ll say farewell to the hair-pulling stress of marathon cleaning. Tossing all your junk in a closet doesn’t make it any less of a clusterf*ck, but approaching it little by little and making use of some helpful hints can do a world of wonders for all your sh*t, the comfort of your space, and your general sanity. With this hilarious guide, you’ll learn how to:

  • Become a decision-making bad*ss
  • Get rid of the sh*t you don’t need and keep the sh*t you do
  • Live life after a clusterf*ck!
  • And more!

With a lighthearted tone that the finest sailors would admire, Tidy the F*ck Up will help you make your house a f*cking home.

©2019 Messie Condo (P)2020 Dreamscape Media, LLC
House & Home Literature & Fiction Personal Development Personal Success Satire Comedy Witty Inspiring
Practical Advice • Motivational Content • Excellent Narration • Humorous Approach • Actionable Steps • Perfect Delivery

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The narrator is great and adds so much. This is for any procrastinator that needs to tidy, clean or organize. I hate self help books but this one is great. I actually started to tidy up while listening.

Motivating and easy to listen to

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Really made me think about my overspending and clutter and how it effects myself and my family

Funny and helpful

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Just do as the lady says and get the results your head couldn’t handle alone. Never hurts to have a tells it like it is cheerleader in the background when messes get tough! Def a good listen, highly recommend!

Direct and simple, no need to stress!

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Mental health is the problem and the reward through mental and physical clutter. This book really opened me eyes to a new prospective. I'm only failing myself, so why keep procrastinating? Do the work NOW- it'll be more than worth it! 😊

Incentive and Encouragement

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Effective and enjoyable!!! Thank you for making me want to get my shtuff in order and listening to the book as I clean helped me to feel not alone. Looking forward to enjoying my house soon!

Effective and enjoyable!!!

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