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Not Now, Bernard and Other Stories

By: David McKee
Narrated by: Hugh Dennis
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Bernard’s got a problem. He's found a monster in the back garden but his mum and dad are just too busy to notice. So Bernard tries to befriend the monster … and that doesn't go quite to plan. Celebrate Not Now, Bernard’s 40th anniversary with this wonderful collection of 26 of the most popular titles from the award-winning and bestselling David McKee, including: Two Can Toucan, Two Monsters, Charlotte’s Piggy Bank and many more!

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