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  • A Vampire’s Kiss

  • The Handbook for Dating Immortals
  • By: P.D. Pye
  • Narrated by: Virtual Voice
  • Length: 1 hr and 55 mins

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A Vampire’s Kiss

By: P.D. Pye
Narrated by: Virtual Voice
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Are you a smitten human looking to take the plunge into the enchanting world of vampire romance? Look no further! "A Vampire’s Kiss" is the ultimate guide that will sink its fangs into your curiosity and help you navigate the thrilling and often misunderstood realm of dating vampires.

Inside this captivating handbook for dating vampires, you'll find an array of priceless advice, tips, and insights to ensure your vampire paramour remains captivated by your human charms. From understanding the nocturnal lifestyle to decoding the ancient vampire language of love, this guide will transform your dating life from ordinary to extraordinary.

Explore the intricacies of vampire courtship rituals, from moonlit serenades to mesmerizing dances in candlelit halls. Discover the art of conversation with centuries-old vampires, learning how to engage their intellectual interests while keeping them enthralled with your own mortal perspective.

Our expert chapters cover everything you'll need to know, including:

- Setting Boundaries: Understanding the vampire-human dynamic and establishing guidelines that ensure a safe and enjoyable dating experience.

- Vampiric Etiquette: Navigating formal occasions, vampire traditions, and vampire society's intricate web of social expectations.

- Maintaining a Healthy Relationship: Exploring alternative means of nourishing your vampire partner while preserving your humanity.

- Vampire Online Dating: Learn where to find your perfect fangmate, how to navigate online dating, and the thrill of nocturnal speed dating..

- Longevity and Commitment: Addressing the challenges that arise when humans and vampires face the test of time, and providing tools to foster lasting connections.

Packed with humor, wit, and an abundance of practical advice, "A Vampire’s Kiss: The Handbook for Dating Immortals" is your essential roadmap to finding love in the shadows. Whether you're a human seeking a thrilling romance or a vampire in search of understanding, this handbook will illuminate the path to a passionate and enduring connection.

Don't miss out on this must-have guide for dating vampires—unlock the secrets of immortal love and embark on an extraordinary romantic adventure today!

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