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Hang in there
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The Atlantis Code
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The name’s Bond. Shaman Bond. Actually, that's just his cover. His real name is Eddie Drood, but when your job includes a license to kick supernatural arse on a regular basis, you find your laughs where you can.
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- Narrated by: Julian Elfer
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Ruthless and supremely powerful, the Great Library is now a presence in every major city, governing the flow of knowledge to the masses. Alchemy allows the library to deliver the content of the greatest works of history instantly - but the personal ownership of books is expressly forbidden. Jess Brightwell believes in the value of the library, but the majority of his knowledge comes from illegal books obtained by his family, who are involved in the thriving black market.
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don't give up too soon.
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By: Rachel Caine
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Caitlyn Aguirre should have been a magician. Her family certainly expected her to be a magician. But by the time she reached her 12th birthday, Caitlyn hadn't even managed to cast a single spell! In desperation, her parents send her - and her magical sisters - to Jude's Sorcerous Academy, her last best chance to discover her powers. But as she struggles to survive her classes without a single spell to her name, Caitlyn starts to uncover an ancient mystery that may prove the key to her true powers....
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With the defeat of the Overtakers behind them, the five teenagers known as the Kingdom Keepers should be celebrating. By all accounts they saved Disneyland from certain destruction. Why then did their mentor leave one last puzzle for them to decipher? The Keepers must solve a puzzle of the past, or be crushed under an evil that makes the Overtakers seem like gentle souls.
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The Team: Financed by a billionaire philanthropist, this elite team - a soldier, an historian, a computer whiz, a weapons expert, and a thief - is tasked with finding the world's most legendary treasures. The Mission: Fearing a German victory in WWI, the Romanian government signed a deal with Russia to protect the country's treasures. In 1916, two trains full of gold and the most precious possessions of the Romanian state - paintings, jewelry, and ancient artifacts - were sent to the underground vaults of the Kremlin....
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Horrible narration
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Fed up with her wild behavior, 16-year-old Lex’s parents ship her off to upstate New York to live with her Uncle Mort for the summer, hoping that a few months of dirty farm work will whip her back into shape. But Uncle Mort’s true occupation is much dirtier than shoveling manure. He’s a Grim Reaper. And he’s going to teach Lex the family business. She quickly assimilates into the peculiar world of Croak, a town populated by reapers who deliver souls from this life to the next.
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Charming YA Fantasy
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- J. Hawkins
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First, let me say that I am a Sanderson fanatic!
Brandon Sanderson is a gifted storyteller, world builder and creator of unique magical systems. That's the first thing that you need to know. I've read/listened to his work since he accepted the responsibility of finishing up "The Wheel of Time" series after Jordan's passing. He immediately became my favorite author! I have kids, and wanted to get them interested in reading. My oldest daughter was not latching on to the "girlie" books that my wife was getting her, then it hit me: Sanderson wrote a kids book! You see, my daughter is more like me. Naturally, I thought that her reading interest might lean toward my own. I bought the audiobook here on audible and gave it a listen. Then, I purchased a hard copy of this book and have started reading it to both of my girls aloud. They were instantly hooked!
As I said, I'm a WOT fan, so I've been spoiled to hearing the amazing talents of Michael Kramer and Kate Reading. Most of the time, when I begin listening to a book with a different narrator I am very disappointed. Not so with Ramon De Ocampo! He does an admirable job of conveying emotion and character into the story.
Overall, this is a fun tale of adventure that kids and parents can enjoy together.
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- M. Holmes
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Surprisingly awesome!
My family really enjoyed this book. It's another great one from B. Sanderson. I've either listened to or read nearly all of his books and I haven't been disappointed yet. This book (and the entire series) is kind of different. It's definitely for kids, but much of the humor is something only an adult would understand, so it's pretty cool in that regard. There'd be some exchange of dialogue and I'd be laughing like crazy and my kids would be scratching their heads in confusion. I appreciate that he involves multiple generations of readers/listeners in his stories. An adult can gain just as much enjoyment as their child and its something that can be done as a family. And it's clean! I NEVER worry about profanity or anything beyond mild innuendo in his stories. That's getting harder and harder to come by these days.
The concept is very interesting--that librarians are evil and trying to brainwash us with their own versions of history, geography, and science. Very anti-establishment in a silly way, but not really. Know what I mean? I was totally diggin' it!
If you're getting this now, be glad all the books are out because it's a definite binge-listen.
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- Kit
- 07-14-17
So fun!
I put off listening to this title thinking it was for kids. And in fact, I now want to go back and listen to this with my kids.
The treatment of how the worst things about ourselves can turn out to be the best things was handled masterfully. This is what I love about Sanderson's books. They have such a neat soul.
I could have done without as much meta-babble, especially when he repeatedly says that he isn't a good person. Sorta defeats the other message. Maybe that gets tied up more neatly in a later book, though considering all the false foreshadowing, maybe not. Not sure why he kept mentioning random things like sharks and penguins, only to later point out the complete lack of relevance. I appreciate the tone in general, it just went a little too far sometimes. But then again, maybe that is why it is a kids book. Perhaps my kids will find that hilarious rather than annoying. TBD
That being said, I really enjoyed the book and am looking forward to continuing the series.
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- Bob-o
- 01-20-16
Enjoyable
even for an adult. However, it is really written for preteens and young teens...as advertised. It's funny and silly. I'm such a Sanderson fan that I want to listen to everything he's written. The narrator was great. I'd definitely listen to him again.
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- jd
- 12-08-21
Amazing!
really great, fifth time reading it, gripping until the end. can't wait for book 6!!!
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- Phillip
- 03-19-18
Got better as it went on.
This one started out a little slow and seemed too juvenile for me. As I listened though, it got better and seems to have opened some nice possibilities for future books. It is, of course, young adult fiction so I probably should have expected it to be what it was. The way the author used the "talents" some of the characters possessed was brilliant and the book is worth listening to just for that.
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- Sarah Roundy
- 03-18-15
Wonderful tween read
I love the humor, moral lesson on repentance, and subtle writing lessons, too. I know my son (middle school reading level) is going to love this!
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- Kristi
- 12-11-15
Hilarious
Great read for kids, and fans of Brandon Sanderson or Harry Potter. Happy I gave it a go.
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- LOTR
- 08-07-17
Fun, light-hearted listen
I added this book to my Audible library months ago, but just couldn't get myself to listen to it. The title alone was a big blocker for me. Perhaps having such low expectations made this much more delightful than I expected, but it turned out to be more entertaining than I had hoped. It reminded me a bit of The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy, in just how twisted an author can manage to tweak the imagination. If you like that kind of humor, you'll enjoy this book.
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- ASW
- 01-13-18
Intrigued
As a librarian, I was a little disturbed at the accuracy of his account. No doubt, our secret is out.
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