Atomic Lobster
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Narrated by:
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Oliver Wyman
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By:
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Tim Dorsey
About this listen
Why is everyone rushing to flee Tampa on a cruise ship to hell?
Serge is back with a bullet, torn between homicide and souvenirs. So is Coleman, torn between getting hammered and getting more hammered. Then there's good ol' Jim Davenport, the E-Team, the Diaz Brothers, and Johnny Vegas, the Accidental Virgin, cranking up the fevered action as the pot boils over on a street called Lobster Lane.
It's reunion time in the Sunshine State, and we're not just talking the family jamboree of that blood-soaked criminal clan, the McGraws, whose nastiest, meanest member is finally released from prison and heads south bent on revenge. On top of it all, the government is covering up a growing list of mysterious victims across Florida who may or may not be connected to a nefarious plot being hatched against national security.
But wait! There's more on the horizon! Who is the oddly familiar femme fatale named Rachael? Is Serge wrong that guns, drugs, and strippers don't mix? What sets the Non-Confrontationalists off on a rampage? What finally brings Coleman and Lenny together? Will they succeed in building the biggest bong ever? And can Serge surf a rogue wave to victory?
Batten the hatches, don the life jackets, and take cover as all these questions and more are answered in the latest adventure from the acclaimed author of Hurricane Punch.
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The only sign of life for miles is an empty BMW. Inside the expensive car he finds clothes that fit perfectly, shoes for his tattered feet, a Rolex, and an auto registration in the name of Daniel Hayes, resident of Malibu, California. None of it is familiar. How did he get here? Who is he? Who was he? While he searches for answers, the world searches for him - beginning with the cops that kick in the door of his dingy motel with guns drawn. Lost and alone, the man who might be Daniel Hayes flees into the night. All he remembers is a woman’s face, so he sets off for the only place he might find her.
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1 out of 5 stars
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A Never Ending Soap Opera
- By Lu on 06-20-11
By: Marcus Sakey
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The Tin Collectors
- By: Stephen J. Cannell
- Narrated by: Robert Lawrence
- Length: 10 hrs and 7 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 466
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Performance4 out of 5 stars 362
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Story4 out of 5 stars 365
L.A. police detective Shane Scully comes under investigation by Internal Affairs (derisively known as "the tin collectors") after he kills his ex-partner who was one of the mayor's bodyguards. Temporarily reassigned, so that he can remain under the department's watchful eye, Scully finds that more than his badge is at stake when he is set up to take the rap in a deadly plot of corruption and conspiracy that reaches to the highest levels of the LAPD.
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4 out of 5 stars
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Police Procedural Gone Bad
- By Chip Atkinson on 02-21-18
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Tilt-a-Whirl
- John Ceepak, Book 1
- By: Chris Grabenstein
- Narrated by: Jeff Woodman
- Length: 8 hrs and 18 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 3,841
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 3,018
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Story4 out of 5 stars 2,999
There isn't much fun in the sun when a billionaire real estate tycoon is found murdered on the Tilt-a-Whirl at a seedy seaside amusement park in the otherwise quiet summer tourist town of Sea Haven. John Ceepak, a former MP just back from Iraq, has just joined the Sea Haven police department. The job offer came from an old Army buddy who hoped to give Ceepak at least a summer's worth of rest and relaxation to help him forget the horrors of war. Instead, Ceepak will head up the murder investigation.
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5 out of 5 stars
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All I can say is WOW!
- By Catherine J. Pondozzi on 08-06-13
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Board Stiff
- An Elliot Lisbon Mystery
- By: Kendel Lynn
- Narrated by: Rachel Frawley
- Length: 9 hrs and 17 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 167
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Performance4 out of 5 stars 154
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Story4 out of 5 stars 151
As director of the Ballantyne Foundation on Sea Pine Island, SC, Elliott Lisbon scratches her detective itch by performing discreet inquiries for Foundation donors. Usually nothing serious until Jane Hatting, Ballantyne board chair, is accused of murder. The Ballantyne's reputation tanks, Jane's headed to a jail cell, and Elliott's sexy ex is the new lieutenant in town. Armed with moxie and her Mini Coop, Elliott uncovers a trail of blackmail schemes, gambling debts, illicit affairs, and investment scams. But the closer she gets to the truth, the more treacherous her investigation.
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5 out of 5 stars
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A strong start to a new cozy mystery series
- By Takeyabue on 02-15-14
By: Kendel Lynn
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Cool Blue Tomb
- By: Paul Kemprecos
- Narrated by: Barry Campbell
- Length: 9 hrs and 32 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 53
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 47
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 48
New York Times best-selling author Paul Kemprecos' first mystery novel, Cool Blue Tomb, introduces Aristotle "Soc" Socarides - part-time fisherman, part-time private eye, full-time philosopher. In his inaugural outing, Soc is swimming with the sharks - only problem is, he's the bait.
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5 out of 5 stars
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You will love this. It's that simple.
- By Pete on 10-29-11
By: Paul Kemprecos
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Bloodsucking Fiends
- A Love Story
- By: Christopher Moore
- Narrated by: Susan Bennett
- Length: 9 hrs and 20 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 4,640
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 3,277
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 3,299
A striking red-head, 20-something Jody is attacked and transformed into a vampire while walking home one night in downtown San Francisco. Befriending 19-year-old Tommy, Jody tries to understand her new undead life, but trouble finds her when the cops start suspecting Tommy of being a local bloodsucking serial killer.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Bloodsucking FUN!
- By SHEILA on 10-02-08
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Heat Wave
- By: Richard Castle
- Narrated by: Johnny Heller
- Length: 6 hrs and 22 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 2,203
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Performance4 out of 5 stars 1,646
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Story4 out of 5 stars 1,642
The title character from ABC's hit television series Castle kicks off his new series of books featuring tough and sexy New York police detective Nikki Heat with a bang.
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4 out of 5 stars
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Good book terrible narrator
- By Patti on 12-29-09
By: Richard Castle
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To Speak for the Dead
- Jake Lassiter Legal Thrillers, Book 1
- By: Paul Levine
- Narrated by: Luke Daniels
- Length: 10 hrs and 7 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 641
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 541
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Story4 out of 5 stars 543
Defending a surgeon in a malpractice case, Jake Lassiter begins to suspect that his client is innocent of negligence...but guilty of murder. Add a sexy widow, a deadly drug, and a grave robbery to the stew, and you have Miami's trial of the century.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Jake Lassiter is not your typical hero...
- By shelley on 03-30-17
By: Paul Levine
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The Hundredth Man
- Carson Ryder/Harry Nautilus #1
- By: Jack Kerley
- Narrated by: Dick Hill
- Length: 9 hrs and 58 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 128
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Performance4 out of 5 stars 103
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Story4 out of 5 stars 101
When bizarre and cryptic messages are found on a pair of corpses in Mobile, Alabama, junior police detective Carson Ryder and veteran cop Harry Nautilus find themselves in a mysterious public-relations quagmire pitting public safety against office politics. With the body count growing, Ryder must confront his family's terrifying past by seeking advice from his brother, a violent psychopath convicted of similarly heinous crimes.
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4 out of 5 stars
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Definitely a case for Matthew McConnaghey
- By Cheryl on 08-19-14
By: Jack Kerley
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Liars & Thieves
- Tommy Carmellini, Book 1
- By: Stephen Coonts
- Narrated by: Guerin Barry
- Length: 10 hrs and 27 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 894
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 695
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 699
Tommy Carmellini is sent to post guard duty at a farmhouse in Virginia's remote Blue Ridge Mountains, where top government operatives are debriefing a star defector: the ultimate KGB insider, a man with records on every operation and every dirty trick the shadowy intelligence agency has ever run, from Lenin to Putin.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Fast Paced - Good Read!
- By Andrew Stone on 01-11-09
By: Stephen Coonts
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The Catalyst
- By: Boyd Morrison
- Narrated by: Jeff Harding
- Length: 8 hrs and 47 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 42
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Performance4 out of 5 stars 37
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Story4 out of 5 stars 38
Chemistry grad student Kevin Hamilton is sure his advisor Michael Ward's death in a suspicious fire was no accident. The young PhD candidate received a cryptic message from Ward just before the fatal blaze - a warning that their recent collaboration on a supposedly failed experiment had actually brought about one of the most important discoveries of the century: Adamas, a chemical process worth billions, and one with the potential to topple entire industries.
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4 out of 5 stars
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Good story. Unfortunate narration.
- By David J Wilson on 03-14-19
By: Boyd Morrison
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Jumper
- By: Steven Gould
- Narrated by: MacLeod Andrews
- Length: 10 hrs and 45 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 3,923
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 3,527
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 3,536
What if you could go anywhere in the world, in the blink of an eye? Where would you go? What would you do?Davy can teleport. To survive, Davy must learn to use and control his power in a world that is more violent and complex than he ever imagined. But mere survival is not enough for him. Davy wants to find others like himself, others who can Jump.
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4 out of 5 stars
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Lot's of fun
- By Katherine on 03-12-13
By: Steven Gould
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Midnight Rambler
- By: James Swain
- Narrated by: Peter Jay Fernandez
- Length: 9 hrs and 45 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 63
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 36
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 37
Years ago, South Florida cop Jack Carpenter beat up a murder suspect named Simon Skell, a dangerous predator with a penchant for playing the Rolling Stones' "Midnight Rambler" as he tortured young women. When Jack lost his temper, he lost his job and marriage, too; so as Skell's early release from prison draws near, the tarnished hero, now a specialist in missing-child cases, sees an opportunity to make things right.
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1 out of 5 stars
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Not one of James Swain's best
- By Maryfrances on 12-04-07
By: James Swain
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The Last Policeman
- The Last Policeman, Book 1
- By: Ben H. Winters
- Narrated by: Peter Berkrot
- Length: 8 hrs and 20 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 1,975
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Performance4 out of 5 stars 1,785
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Story4 out of 5 stars 1,780
What’s the point in solving murders if we’re all going to die soon, anyway? Detective Hank Palace has faced this question ever since asteroid 2011GV1 hovered into view. There’s no chance left. No hope. Just six precious months until impact. The economy spirals downward while crops rot in the fields. Churches and synagogues are packed. People all over the world are walking off the job—but not Hank Palace. He’s investigating a death by hanging in a city that sees a dozen suicides every week—except this one feels suspicious, and Palace is the only cop who cares.
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4 out of 5 stars
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Not your regular mystery
- By Victor @ theAudiobookBlog dot com on 09-20-16
By: Ben H. Winters
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Uncaged
- The Singular Menace, Book 1
- By: John Sandford, Michele Cook
- Narrated by: Tara Sands
- Length: 11 hrs and 43 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 503
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Performance4 out of 5 stars 435
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Story4 out of 5 stars 435
Shay Remby arrives in Hollywood with $58 and a handmade knife, searching for her brother, Odin. Odin’s a brilliant hacker but a bit of a loose cannon. He and a group of radical animal-rights activists hit a Singular Corp. research lab in Eugene, Oregon. The raid was a disaster, but Odin escaped with a set of highly encrypted flash drives and a post-surgical dog. When Shay gets a frantic 3 a.m. phone call from Odin - talking about evidence of unspeakable experiments, and a ruthless corporation, and how he must hide - she’s concerned.
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2 out of 5 stars
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Should have left the YA knock offs to Patterson
- By Coy on 07-29-14
By: John Sandford, and others
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Gutshot Straight
- By: Lou Berney
- Narrated by: Edoardo Ballerini
- Length: 9 hrs and 8 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 624
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 537
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Story4 out of 5 stars 533
When Charles "Shake" Bouchon, professional wheel man, walks out of prison after a three-year stretch for grand theft auto, he's got only two problems: he's too nice a guy for the life he's led and not nice enough for any other. So he says yes when he's asked to run a simple errand for his former boss and lover, Alexandra Ilandryan, the formidable pakhan of the Armenian mob in Los Angeles.
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5 out of 5 stars
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A whole lotta fun.
- By Richard Delman on 04-12-12
By: Lou Berney
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Beach Wedding
- A Novel
- By: Michael Ledwidge
- Narrated by: Neil Hellegers
- Length: 6 hrs and 53 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 111
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Performance4 out of 5 stars 105
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Story4 out of 5 stars 105
When Terry Rourke is invited to the spare-no-expense beach wedding of his hedge fund manager brother, he thinks that his biggest worry will be flubbing the champagne toast. But this isn’t the first time Terry has been to the Hamptons. As the designer tuxedos are laid out and the flowers arranged along the glittering surf, Terry can’t help but take another look at a decades-old murder trial that rocked the very foundations of the town—and his family.
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1 out of 5 stars
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yawn.....
- By Spencer on 06-26-22
By: Michael Ledwidge
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Overall3 out of 5 stars
- Tim K
- 04-26-08
Tim is good but no Carl H.
Interesting story, especially if you live in FL. Some of the quirkiness seems forced and lacks the true ironic flavor of Carl Hiaasen. I think I would have preferred to read this since the narrator's character voice for Serg drove be insane.
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Overall4 out of 5 stars
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Performance4 out of 5 stars
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Story5 out of 5 stars
- Marg S
- 04-26-12
Serge
Is there anything you would change about this book?
Make Serge's voice stronger. His voice makes him sound resistible, not irresistible as I picture him.
What three words best describe Oliver Wyman’s voice?
I liked everything except the portrayal of Serge. Otherwise, I liked him
Was Atomic Lobster worth the listening time?
yes
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Overall5 out of 5 stars
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- J. Jackson
- 04-01-10
Book full of crazies
Dorsey's characters are all a bunch of nuts. They were thrown altogether in ridiculous circumstances then combined with sex, drugs and violence to create this book. And somehow all of this made me really enjoy the story. I haven't listened to any of the other books in this series, but I am definitely going back and getting more Surge.
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Overall4 out of 5 stars
- Eileen
- 01-02-09
Florida Fun Humor
This was an experience in exploring the absurd humor of Florida. A little heavy on the details and descriptions of some adult activities, so I had to be careful where I was when listening to the book. On the other hand, I recognized places, locations and people. The unbelieveable was from the news.
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Overall5 out of 5 stars
- Barbara
- 03-18-09
More rollicking fun with Serge
The adventures of Serge, with his ADD/OCD and borderline psychopathic tendencies, have us driving around Florida again. These books make me want to rent a rent a car and follow his route. A great bit of escapism and a quick read.
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Overall3 out of 5 stars
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- Steve Russell
- 09-25-18
just didn't do it for me
I've listened to many of this series but this one just didn't grab me. Part was the narration, part was the story line.
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Overall5 out of 5 stars
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- Steven
- 06-18-13
Best one of the last 3
Loved Atomic Lobster. The story and the reader were better than the last one #9 Hurricain Beach
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Overall5 out of 5 stars
- J. M. Batista
- 03-20-08
Serge rules!
Serge rules once again as the funniest murderer around.
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Overall5 out of 5 stars
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- Mark
- 09-26-11
My all time favorite???
This book is great.
Perhaps its because of the great reading?
Maybe because of the reappearance of Old beloved characters?
Could be the surprise ending?
It might be the unrelenting pace?
How about the timely natural Phenomenon?
In any case, I Love This Book!
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Overall5 out of 5 stars
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Performance5 out of 5 stars
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- C. Byrd
- 06-11-13
To know Serge, is to ?
Would you recommend this audiobook to a friend? If so, why?
You bet, best thing I've listened to!
What other book might you compare Atomic Lobster to and why?
None, except those in this series. You need to start at the beginning!
Have you listened to any of Oliver Wyman’s other performances before? How does this one compare?
Oh, yes, he's good. Great inflection in his voice, takes you on a ride, for sure
Did you have an extreme reaction to this book? Did it make you laugh or cry?
LAUGH
Any additional comments?
Love me some Serge!
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