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Brain Droppings

By: George Carlin
Narrated by: George Carlin
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The thinking person's comic who uses words as weapons, George Carlin shares all-new, cutting-edge opinion and observational humor in this best seller. Carlin demolishes everyday values and leaves you laughing out loud. Learn what he thinks of sports fans, how he would improve the TV networks, his suggestions for "Legal Murder Once a Month," and his plan for "World Peace Through Dancing." Performed by Carlin himself, and filled with thoughts, musings, questions, lists, beliefs, curiosities, monologues, assertions, assumptions, and other verbal ordeals, Brain Droppings is infectiously funny.©1997 Comedy Concepts, Inc. (P)16 9; 2000 HighBridge Company Performing Arts Funny Witty

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  • Grammy Award Winner, Best Spoken Word Comedy Album, 2001

"Carlin...doesn't disappoint." (Entertainment Weekly)
Comic Observations • Insightful Criticism • Brilliant Narration • Unorthodox Wisdom • Societal Commentary

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I loved this. it provided me some great entertainment and plenty of laughs. it was awesome

beast mode

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Good "broad strokes" version of the book. I need to read the hardcopy for the full treatment.

Looks like I'll still need to read the hardcopy

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entertaining. he reads a bit too fast to catch all of his smart ass remarks. quick listen, finished in 2 sittings

entertaining

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The one problem I really had with this title.
IT ENDED! I was never told this book would ever end. I would never have listened to this if I knew that would happen.

George Carlin is the best thing since sliced bread.

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George is the absolute best ever. This is such a good take on language and the human condition

The Best

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