The Werewolf's Guide to Life

A Manual for the Newly Bitten

By: Ritch Duncan, Bob Powers

Narrated by: Robertson Dean

Have you been attacked by a wolf-like creature in the last 30 days? Was it after the sun had set and under a full moon? If you answered, “yes” to both these questions, there’s a very good chance that you were bitten by a werewolf. You now have less than a month before the full moon returns and with it your first transformation into a savage, bloodthirsty beast.
Survival is an option, but first, know this:
* Werewolves are real.
* The majority of lycanthropes who do not have access to this book die during or shortly after their first transformations, generally due to heart failure, gunshot wounds, exposure, drowning or suicide.
* Hollywood horror movies are NOT to be used as guides to living as a werewolf. Their goal is not to educate, but to entertain. As a result, they are largely ignorant of the realities of the condition.
* Ignorance creates monsters; lycanthropy does not.
* You are not a monster.
The Werewolf's Guide to Life cuts through the fiction and guides you through your first transformation and beyond, offering indispensable advice on how to tell if you’re really a werewolf, post-attack etiquette, breaking the news to your spouse, avoiding government abduction, and how to not just survive, but thrive. You cannot afford to not read this book. Your very life depends on it.©2009 Ritch Duncan; (P)2009 Random House

excellent source material for ideas for your own

this helped me write my own fiction. I love the idea of werewolves but had no idea how to ground them in reality. this book changed that!

The humorous advice of the narrator.

I can't really think of anything I disliked about it, but I've been wanting this book for awhile.

Not for Vegans

I wish I had this guide before my first change. I mean, my neighbor was a dick, but being eaten alive is no fun. Humorous. Entertaining. And a lot of fun. I particularly enjoyed the chapter on FUR CHASHERS. I know a lot of people online who fall into that category. That's right SKURU, I'm calling you out.

definitely a must have

I was skeptical at first, si I tried free sample of book on a whim, and had to have it I’m this modern world it is good to unplug and let a good storyline entertain us , if for nothing more than to hold on to our sanity by listening to the fantastic, I would recommend to anyone who needs a break and a good time

Surprising

Although there was humor it seemed like they were doing a great job of creating a satirical manual for lycanthropy. It was interesting, amusing and a bit terrifying! Makes me take a step back and reanalyze what a monster actually is. Perhaps they don't always have fangs and claws. Definitely not a manual for the world of Mercy Thompson.