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Neither Here nor There

By: Bill Bryson
Narrated by: William Roberts
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In Neither Here nor There Bill Bryson brings his unique brand of humour to bear on Europe as he shoulders his backpack, keeps a tight hold on his wallet, and journeys from Hammerfest, the northernmost town on the continent, to Istanbul on the cusp of Asia. Whether braving the homicidal motorists of Paris, being robbed by gypsies in Florence, attempting not to order tripe and eyeballs in a German restaurant, window-shopping in the sex shops of the Reeperbahn or disputing his hotel bill in Copenhagen, Bryson takes in the sights, dissects the culture and illuminates each place and person with his hilariously caustic observations.

©1991 Bill Bryson (P)2014 Audible, Inc.
Europe Travel Writing & Commentary Funny Witty
Humorous Observations • Entertaining Travel Stories • Excellent Narration • Insightful Cultural Commentary • Witty Writing

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I really enjoyed this book, Bill Bryson is hilarious and I was laughing out loud, there were parts that I was driving on the highway and I thought I might get into an accident cause I was laughing so hard.
I thought the book gives you a fair review of what to expect in each country and city
Most guide books tell you the place is great and amazing and recommend all museums and everything touristy there is to do
In this book, Bill Bryson does other things that not all tourists do, he goes to places that not all guide books recommend and gives you his honest opinion of the country and its people
I liked it much more than a lot of other guide books
Highly recommended

Amazing book

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I have enjoyed many of Bryson's books; Sunburned Country, Thunderbolt Kid & others were delightful. Sadly, i found this book was a collection of miserable, self-centered recollections of the worst possible views/interpretations of Europe. I have been to, and delighted in, but many of the places that his jaundiced eye denigrated. Thank God I didn't have to travel with him!

The narration was excellent, however it didn't make up for the grumpy lack of appreciation Bryson shows for the places he visited. Give this one a pass.

What a disappointment...

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The wit and pace of Mr. Bryson's writing again made this enjoyable. The latter part of the book was a bit thin on his customary interesting and often facing sharing of history and generally interesting information.

Amusing whirlwind through 90s Europe

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Would you recommend this book to a friend? Why or why not?

I would recommend Neither Here Nor There with reservations, because the actual traveling-around-Europe portion of the book is exactly what I wanted from Bryson. Unfortunately, he indulges too much in digressions where he displays quite unlovable character traits, some of which include:

-despising all dogs and most animals in general
-shameless objectification of women
-defending his complete lack of remorse over beating up the fat kid in his middle school.

In a travel book, I seek to identify with the author so that I may see the places he goes through his eyes. Bryson's digressions make this very difficult, and it is hard to understand why his editor permitted them to remain in the work, since they are so extraneous to the purpose of the work.

What do you think your next listen will be?

I think there is a book that covers his ORIGINAL trip through Europe with Katz, and as a fan of A Walk In The Woods, I'm curious about that one.

What didn’t you like about William Roberts’s performance?

Bryson freely admits being completely ignorant of all non-English languages, except for mostly-forgotten lesson in school. Despite this, Roberts continually indulges in heavy accents and pronunciations that feel false in the context that Bryson has created.

Do you think Neither Here nor There needs a follow-up book? Why or why not?

Nope. I don't want to tempt Bryson into deeper navel-gazing, since this book took him to some pretty dark places already.

Authentic Bryson, but that might be the problem

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In his younger years Bill had taken this tour with a guy he had just met and thought he'd see if it had changed much over the years.

Going Back Again

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