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Bitch Is the New Black

A Memoir

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Bitch Is the New Black

By: Helena Andrews
Narrated by: Karen Murray
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Strong, sassy, always surprising—and titled after a Saturday Night Live “Weekend Update” monologue by Tina Fey—Bitch Is the New Black is a deliciously addictive memoir-in-essays in which Helena Andrews goes from being the daughter of the town lesbian to a hot-shot political reporter… all while trying to answer the question, “can a strong, single, and successful black woman ever find love?” Fans of Sloane Crosley (I Was Told There’d Be Cake) will love the bold and brassy Bitch Is the New Black. Biographies & Memoirs Cultural & Regional Entertainment & Celebrities Women Memoir Heartfelt
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It is not exactly what I expected. The book is a great collection of various stories. I am halfway through it and cannot wait to get to the next chapter. If you want a good laugh and cry get this book.

A very good story

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Opened my eyes to many things. It was so raw and shockingly relatable Great book !

Sooo insightful!!!

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