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If You Ask Me

(And of Course You Won't)

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If You Ask Me

By: Betty White
Narrated by: Betty White
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It-girl Betty White delivers a hilarious, slyly profound take on love, life, celebrity, and everything in between.

Drawing from a lifetime of lessons learned, seven-time Emmy winner Betty White's wit and wisdom take center stage as she tackles topics like friendship, romantic love, aging, television, fans, love for animals, and the brave new world of celebrity. If You Ask Me mixes her thoughtful observations with humorous stories from a seven- decade career in Hollywood. Longtime fans and new fans alike will relish Betty's candid take on everything from her rumored crush on Robert Redford (true) to her beauty regimen ("I have no idea what color my hair is and I never intend to find out") to the Facebook campaign that helped persuade her to host Saturday Night Live despite her having declined the hosting job three times already.

Featuring all-new material, with a focus on the past fifteen years of her life, If You Ask Me is funny, sweet, and to the point-just like Betty White. Biographies & Memoirs Celebrity Memoir Essentials Entertainment & Celebrities Funny Witty Inspiring Feel-Good

Critic reviews

“Reads like a chat with the beloved star.”—The Denver Post

“A breezy patchwork of musings on aging, acting, poker (she plays a monthly game) and pet ownership.”—The New York Times

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especially with Betty narrating, it felt like I was listening to a friend's life story. I didn't realize some of the things that she aspired to as alternatives to her acting career and things she's done in her lifetime thus far and is continuing to do. if you've ever wanted to know more about this amazing lady please give this a listen and enjoy as I did getting to know the Fantastic Betty White.

a wonderful chat with a friend

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Great audio book thanks Betty for living on forever in your books . Rip Betty

Rip Betty Thank you for being a friend

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Who could not love Betty White? I smiled, laughed, and got a tear or two. Very enjoyable. I will probably listen to it again.

Loved it.

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parts were a bit slow but as a fan of betty white it was a thrill to listen to. shes comedic, honest and warm. a great book to listen to on a cold day with some knitting and a cup of coffee.

lovely and relaxed

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now I'll have to go read all her other books... because I'm in love with Betty

too short

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