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Fiction Ruined My Family

By: Jeanne Darst
Narrated by: Jeanne Darst
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Introducing a deeply funny, charismatic new voice: an entertaining memoir of a family haunted by its own mythsand its obsessive idolization of the literary life.

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Humorous Memoir • Original Descriptive Phrases • Excellent Narration • Fresh Observations • Beautiful Writing

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One of my favorite repeat listens! She is also the perfect narrator for the story.

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If you could sum up Fiction Ruined My Family in three words, what would they be?

It wasn't life changing, but I don't think that the author intended it to be a great work of nonfiction. It's just her families story. It was very entertaining and really hilarious. A good encouraging read for any artist young or old alike.

Not life changing but a good read.

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Would you consider the audio edition of Fiction Ruined My Family to be better than the print version?

Haven't read the print version, but loved hearing the author's voice.

How would you have changed the story to make it more enjoyable?

Liked hearing about the interactions between her and her sisters & the humor. The chapter about crabs was hilarious. The childhood parts were kind of dull; not sure why. Sometimes she is too profane. Profanity is an important narrative tool, but it is ambiguous and overused (in general, not just in Darst's work). As writers, we want to represent truth, and if a direct quote was profane in its inception, we feel compelled to reproduce it verbatim. A more professional (mature?) writer might better serve artistic truth by replacing the bland profanity with more specific words, even if they belie the conversational talents of the original speaker.

Some of Darst's strengths include original and funny descriptive phrases, and fresh observations on common human experiences: the idea that it's possible to struggle desperately to get sober, only to realize that no one cares, or the idea that the seemingly irrelevant historical/literary lectures of pedantic older men (fathers) are their weapons against the heartaches of life. The idea that artistic drive or literary ambition are destructive and dangerous addictions like alcoholism is perhaps not new, but freshly expressed.

It was over too soon. The original and climactic idea of thrusting Joyce or Fitzgerald ahead of one into the void was profound. I wanted a lighter note for the end, funny and more current about Darst, instead of her dad.

What does Jeanne Darst bring to the story that you wouldn’t experience if you just read the book?

She does a wonderful job with the voices of her family, and her timing reading her own funny , original lines was delicious. It's always richer to hear the author's own intonation. It adds a lot to the poetry and interpretation for the listener to hear how the author wants a line to sound. Punctuation can only take the reader so far.

Was this a book you wanted to listen to all in one sitting?

Didn't want to hear it all in one sitting because a.) I wanted to prolong the pleasure and b.) It was little intense and claustrophobic to inhabit her life so vividly for six hours all together. Wanted to get back to my own life between hearings. Heard the whole book over about three or four days while doing chores.

Any additional comments?

Made me feel better about my own weird parents.

Darst Family Dysfunction on Display

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The title alone made me want to read this book, and I was not disappointed. Fiction (and alcohol) ruin a lot of things in this book about Darst's coming-of-age, but her particular brand of humour, her truthfulness, and ultimately her compassion for her parents elevate and illuminate even the saddest parts of the story. A couple of times, the pacing of the narrative seemed off, but Darst is such good company, I didn't really mind. Very well narrated by the author. I was sorry when it ended. Write more, Jeanne!

Ruined by Fiction, Saved by Humor.

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Where does Fiction Ruined My Family rank among all the audiobooks you’ve listened to so far?

One of the best books I've listened to. Loved her voice, her insight and use of language.

What did you like best about this story?

Funny funny funny

What about Jeanne Darst’s performance did you like?

Loved her parents' voices.

Was this a book you wanted to listen to all in one sitting?

I'm listening to it again.

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