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Miracle Workers

A Novel

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Miracle Workers

By: Simon Rich
Narrated by: Simon Rich
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Welcome to Heaven, Inc., the grossly mismanaged corporation in the sky. For as long as anyone can remember, the founder and CEO (known in some circles as "God") has been phoning it in. Lately, he's been spending most of his time on the golf course. And when he does show up at work, it's not to resolve wars or end famines, but to Google himself and read what humans have been blogging about him.

When God decides to retire (to pursue his lifelong dream of opening an Asian Fusion restaurant), he also decides to destroy Earth. His employees take the news in stride, except for Craig and Eliza, two underpaid angels in the lowly Department of Miracles. Unlike their boss, Craig and Eliza love their jobs -- uncapping city fire hydrants on hot days, revealing lost keys in snow banks -- and they refuse to accept that earth is going under.

The angels manage to strike a deal with their boss. He'll call off his Armageddon, if they can solve their toughest miracle yet: getting the two most socially awkward humans on the planet to fall in love. With doomsday fast approaching, and the humans ignoring every chance for happiness thrown their way, Craig and Eliza must move heaven and earth to rescue them -- and the rest of us, too.
Contemporary Fantasy Fiction Genre Fiction Humorous Literature & Fiction Movie, TV & Video Game Tie-Ins Paranormal & Urban Romance Romantic Comedy Funny Witty Comedy
Fantastic World • Creative Concept • Decent Voice Acting • Relatable Characters • Humorous Plot • Unique Storyline

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I loved this from beginning to end. Any book that can make you laugh out loud is a gift.

What a fantastic book

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The story was pretty funny and had me laughing, but Simon Rich isn't the best at voices. At times, it can be confusing to tell who is talking in the book because he doesn't change his pitch at all.

That being said, the physical book and the TV show are great, and I would definitely recommend this to anyone wanting a laugh.

Good story, but Simon Rich isn't the best @ voices

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Extremely entertaining, easy listening,funny, clever and helps the time fly. Worth the time and money.

Hilarious

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Rich is expert at taking the ridiculous and making it seem commonplace. The straightforward approach to this novel is on point and hilarious. There is a slightly anti climatic feel at the end because of the way the plot must come down to the wire in order to function, but that kind of abrupt conclusion actually fits this book well.

Don’t look for deep spiritual meaning in this book. It’s meant to be funny, and it is.

So wryly funny

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bit overpriced for the length but I laughed the whole time. great book, worth a listen

hilarious

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