The Hag's Handbook to a Trouble-Free Thanksgiving Tot-Roast

By: Richard Alan Dickson

Narrated by: Richard Alan Dickson

In a world where rotten little brats push innocent crones into their own ovens, one woman dares to put children back on the menu. With the proper care, that plump Tot-Roast can once again grace every Hag's Thanksgiving table. For one low price, the secrets can be yours. Don't wait. Call now!

Richard Alan Dickson, author of Doom Cows from Outer Space, returns with another hilarious look into late-night advertisement gone wrong. With a smooth-talking Hag and a too-wrong tale, The Hag's Handbook to a Trouble-Free Thanksgiving Tot-Roast is a story that will keep readers turning pages to the very end.

©2011 Richard Alan Dickson (P)2014 Richard Alan Dickson

Cannot get past the first lines

I may look for it as written words but the narration is awful. Either speak in a normal voice or hire a good narrator. The first couple words made my screen crawl. I gave it a couple more. Could not stand that voice.