Soul Cypher

Planet Fruitcake

By: Poppet

Narrated by: Elan O'Connor

The hilarious ravings of Taniya Sexton, god of planet fruitcake and undercover intergalactic superagent.

Taniya Sexton is an ordinary downtrodden girl with authority issues. Having the working day from hades, she is sucked from our reality and into the fifth dimension when summoned to wage a war. Instantly she's elevated to god status and is worshipped as the almighty god Amrak.

Playing god by ear is challenging enough, but without warning she's dumped into the region of her nemesis, the god Adnachiel. Faced with drooling foamers and alien creatures, scrambling to distill hostility, she falls chin first for the gorgeous man, seduces and overthrows her enemy, and, on returning home when her mission is over, finds herself suddenly in the employ of the Bureau of Her Majesty the Queen, as a secret universal spy.

Hold on to your sides, as this is hilariously sidesplitting.

©2014 Poppet (P)2015 Poppet

Planet Fun!

Soul Cypher: Planet Fruitcake by Poppet is fun! Sarcastic and fun! Seriously folks, looking for something different? This is it! 8 hrs and 25 mins of strange, fun, and just so weird! The Soul Cypher is a great story left me wanting more! Planet Fruitcake is that fun i will give it 5 of 5 stars!

Elan O'Connor is good as well! She is a bit dry in her english performance! i like her, i do but i find her a bit "dry" or maybe more like she is reading it a bit slow? i enjoy herm don't get me wrong, but i want it a bit less dry!

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Great Snarky Humor!

Narration - Elan O'Connor - Really terrific narration! I'm not sure this book would have been as funny to me if I'd just read it vs. listening to it because her comedic timing was exceptional (and mine is not).

This is kind of a snarky book - or I guess our Heroine Taniya Sexton is pretty snarky. It's fast paced and filled with the (yes, I'm saying it again) snarky internal ramblings of Taniya as she is swept from her crappy job into an alien world and elevated to a god.

The story contains a little romance, a bit of mystery, some good ole sci-fi bits with magical powers of thought. This was really an enjoyable listen and I'd recommend to anyone that likes sci-fi and humor!

I received a copy of this audiobook free of charge from audiobookblast in exchange for an unbiased review.

great read

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enjoyed listening

FANBLOODYTASTIC!!!! TOODLE PIP! LOL

Would you listen to Soul Cypher again? Why?

Absolutely!!!! It was great!! I laughed and Laughed...Taniya is hilarious!!!!!

What was one of the most memorable moments of Soul Cypher?

When Taniya realizes she can just think things into existence...and the first time she asked for a bathroom on Planet Fruitcake..I laughed my butt off!!!

What does Elan O'Connor bring to the story that you wouldn’t experience if you just read the book?

SHE ROCKED IT!! I would totally listen to her again!!

Was this a book you wanted to listen to all in one sitting?

Yes it was...and I would have if I didnt have to carry on with normal everyday life, like work and sleep!!! lol

Any additional comments?

**I was given a free copy of this book via audiobookblast in exchange for an honest review**

This was such a funny book...its like one big hilarious rant!!! Taniya is just living her life, boring job, rude boss...retail-hell...she has had this odd triangular mark on her thigh for quite sometime, and it is rumored to be an alien mark...then one day she slips on some old lady wee...and poof she is in another dimension! She is considered a God...lol Well she meets Ned...who is supposed to be her nemesis...they end up joining forces to take down the opposition...SUPER DUPER HILARIOUS ALL THE WAY THROUGH!!!!!

I WHOLEHEARTEDLY RECOMMEND!!!!!!!! LOVED IT!!!!!!!

Embraces modern British-isms.

I've never read anything from Poppet before, but from what I've heard this is not her usual genre. Still, I enjoyed the story and the characters. I was a bit shocked by how youthfully British the whole story felt, but it really works in the first person perspective of Taniya. While I didn't laugh-out-loud, I did smile at a few scenes and sentences. I just want to point out that this is not the same type of humour that you might find in a Pratchett or Adams book. It is a much more modern type of fast speaking, slang-slinging humour.

Elan O'Connor did an excellent job capturing the essence of Taniya. She embraces the speed and wit of the character, throwing out slang with confidence. Luckily, I'm used to hearing heavy British accents or I might have had some difficulty keeping up.

**I received a copy of this book in exchange for an honest review.**