Mike and Dave Need Wedding Dates

And a Thousand Cocktails

By: Mike Stangle, Dave Stangle

Narrated by: Dave Stangle, Mike Stangle

SOON TO BE A MAJOR MOTION PICTURE FROM 20TH CENTURY FOX

Two reckless but lovable all-American bros make a strong case for maturing slowly through their outrageous yet enlightening misadventures across this great country of ours.

My brother and I are looking for wedding dates for our cousin’s wedding.

We’ve been told by the bride that bringing dates is “mandatory” so we “won’t harass all of my friends all night” and “stay under control.” Rather than ask some fringe women in our lives to go and face the inevitable ‘does this mean he wants to take it to the next level?!’ questions, we’d rather bring complete strangers and just figure it out…

We’re both in our 20s, single, dashingly tall, Anglo-Saxon, respectfully athletic, love to party, completely house trained…love our mother, have seen Love Actually several times…raw, emotional, sensitive, but still bad boys.…You should be attractive or our aunts will judge you, but not TOO attractive or one of our uncles might grope you.

Dave and Mike Stangle thought nothing of it when they boozily decided to turn to the “activity partners” section of Craigslist to solicit dates to their cousin’s wedding. The hilarious, out-of-this-world ad that they came up with—featuring a picture of the two brothers as centaurs—immediately went viral, eventually landing these Wayfarers-wearing, moped-riding, completely reckless but ultimately loveable bros in the annals of the “Internet famous.”

In Mike and Dave Need Wedding Dates, the Stangle brothers bring their trademark, off-color humor to everything from their most embarrassing adolescent experiences (like getting beat up by a girl on their front lawn...in front of their dad), to the most outrageous predicaments (like tripping on mushrooms with their bulldog, Frank), to proper sexting etiquette, and finally to breaking up a midget bar fight (you have to shoo them away). With the incredible comedic chemistry of Vince Vaughn and Owen Wilson in Wedding Crashers and the uncensored honesty of Tucker Max, Mike and Dave insist there’s nothing wrong with just seeing where life takes you.

Hilarious

Mike and Dave Need Wedding Dates is one of the funniest books I've ever read!

A tucker MAX like failed attemp

Would you recommend this book to a friend? Why or why not?

Very similar to any Tucker Max book without the wittiness and female punishment. Not my favorite book. It lacked direction and quite frankly was all over the place.

Has Mike and Dave Need Wedding Dates turned you off from other books in this genre?

No

Have you listened to any of Dave Stangle and Mike Stangle ’s other performances before? How does this one compare?

No

Could you see Mike and Dave Need Wedding Dates being made into a movie or a TV series? Who should the stars be?

No

Any additional comments?

No

Funny & crazy

I enjoyed the crazy stories & interactions these guys have had. This isn't as much about the Craigslist ad as it is about their lives in general. Raunchy hilarious & unapologetic

funny read

one of those books that have no point but you cant put it down because you need to know the ending.

Hilarious

Would you recommend this audiobook to a friend? If so, why?

Yes, it's a great read that keeps you laughing and entertained the entire way though.

What was one of the most memorable moments of Mike and Dave Need Wedding Dates?

Midget kick to the nuts...hysterical

Did you have an extreme reaction to this book? Did it make you laugh or cry?

Laugh

Any additional comments?

You will not be disappointed