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The Diary of Two Nobodies

By: Giles Wood, Mary Killen
Narrated by: Mary Killen, Giles Wood
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What is life for Gogglebox's Giles and Mary outside the willow-patterned cocoon?

Giles is a countryman who relishes solitude. His wife, Mary, thrives in company and enjoys frequent escapes to London.

After 30 years in a marriage of opposites, Giles and Mary have adapted to a life of domestic misunderstandings within comical misadventures.

In The Diary of Two Nobodies, you will have the unique opportunity to discover, first hand, what occurs when a man who sees himself as a cross between Mr Bean and Basil Fawlty shares his life with a woman who identifies closely with the Queen.

Accompanying this diary, is a candid and amusing Audible Sessions interview with Giles and Mary, in which they discuss how they made it onto Gogglebox, what the most annoying things about each other are, and why 'nutty' is their go-to term of endearment.

©2017 Giles Wood and Mary Killen (P)2017 Audible, Ltd Biographies & Memoirs Marriage

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Giles and Mary personify the epitome of satirical and self-deprecating Anglo-Saxon humor. While this isn't a page turner, I thoroughly enjoyed this personal manifesto of two ordinary people. It's a personal contemplation of marriage, life, and aging. If you enjoy English humor, this is a book for you.

Dry humor lovers rejoice

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so so funny. I hope they write more books and always stay on goggle! light, fun and one will have permanent smile on face while listening.....joy

Love this!

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I love these two and have taken some valuable tips from them! Great insight into their life and relationship.

Loved It!!!!

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What a delightfully entertaining glimpse into the lives of these two. Didn't want this to end. More please!

Fans of Giles and Mary Rejoice

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This book is a delight! As an Anglophile I cannot get enough of their banter and anecdotes. Well done! I want more!!

An Anglophile’s Dream

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