Zombie Park

By: Kent Hill

Narrated by: J. Scott Bennett

Imagine being liquid enough to fool around with the building blocks of life just to create a park full of zombies to cash in on the general public's infatuation with the undead. Now imagine, as it often does, something going wrong with that concept and zombies ruining the world for everybody. Next, imagine dinosaurs returning to prominence in a Planet of the Apes-type scenario and evolving so they fill all the roles we humans did before the fall of the species. So our story begins. A group of dino-commandos are sent in to uncover the fate of their missing colleagues in the area formerly occupied by Zombie Park: what the tourist brochures once referred to as the place for folks that are "dying" for a good time.

Kent Hill returns with a zany blend of bizarro goodness, combined with all the vodka and potato chips you can force down your gullet. We spared no expense....

©2014 Kent Hill (P)2018 Night Sky Book Services

Imaginative

An imaginative spin on zombies and dinosaurs. The story was very creative and the narrator did an awesome job with the characters.

Enjoyed

A raunchy mashup of Predator and Jurassic Park lol. Enjoyed the humor and will definitely listen to the sequel!

Hilariously outrageous!!

Need a break from the boring stuffy overly pc world? Take a trip on this little morsel of ridiculousness, filled with pop culture references and crude humor!

Absurd, Crude, and Just Plain Silly!

I received this audiobook in exchange for an honest review.

I recommend this book for anyone who appreciates gross-out, lowbrow humor. This is the audiobook equivalent to a Troma film, ultra violent/gross/raunchy. While the plot makes little sense, it was fast paced enough to keep my interest. Not for the easily offended and certainly not for children. It is possible to enjoy, but is best enjoyed with the brain turned off.

Zombies vs Dinos after humans go extinct

Here we are again. Kent Hill's imagination is going to take over the internet someday. I honestly don't know where he comes up with this stuff from. See, when you say Zombie Park to me, I think of a place you can walk your zombie, maybe have your zombie meet up with other zombies so that they can play together, and just spend quality time with your zombie. Not Hill, he see a Jurassic Park style place that does what those theme parks do, and just when it looks like the zompocalypse has run its course we get Jurassic Commandos who show up to take on the Zom zoms.

The book is a rapid paced punch in the face with humor, zombies, and butt flappin' dinos. So. . . .about just what you'd expect from Hill. This is fun, silly romp, and while we didn't get any nazisuaruses we did get one hell of a crack zombie killing squad. So expect alot of murdery goodness and a lot of off the wall wackiness.

Bonus for me, and by extension YOU, this here book has been audiblized by none other than one of my fave narrators, J. Scott Bennett himself. He knows how to bring the on the whack and detail the crazy so this fits his style perfectly. Smooth as butter he is. Butter on th third step down from the top of a wooden stairway so that you slip and fall without knowing why, but enjoy the ride as you go. He is a master at his craft. You will enjoy him, I always do. Even though I did receive a promo code for this review it in no way influenced my considerations of the material, and in fact, inspired me to be more honest. Getting a code generally makes me harsher as a reviewer as I am more often concerned what someone like Me will decide based on my review.

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