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Oh Sh*t, I Almost Killed You!

A Little Book of Big Things Nursing School Forgot to Teach You

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Oh Sh*t, I Almost Killed You!

By: Sonja Schwartzbach BSN RN CCRN
Narrated by: Sonja Schwartzbach
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Do no harm. Take no sh*t. Whether you're a new nurse or a veteran member of the clan, the nursing learning curve is a vast one. Part how-to guide with a touch of memoir thrown in, take the time to laugh and cry with an author who says what everyone else in the field is thinking.

©2017 Sonja M. Schwartzbach, BSN, RN, CCRN (P)2018 Tantor Medicine & Health Care Industry Funny Witty Nursing Education Critical Care Nursing
Practical Nursing Advice • Relatable Nursing Experiences • Author's Energetic Narration • Honest Profession Insights

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Loved it. Listened in one sitting bc I couldn't push stop to go to bed. But, I'm a noc nurse, so that's pretty normal to stay up well past 3am anyway. Smiles almost the whole way through. Except when crying, because I've either been there or know my time for it is coming. You hit on every point. Why I became a nurse. Why I'm proud to be a nurse. All my non nurse friends and family members who give "that look" where in the middle of your story you realize you just ruined one of the 3 meals you get to eat with them that month, so you stop talking (and it sucks bc you haven't even gotten to the gross/funny part yet). All of it.

I am finding this book during week 3 of the quarantine and I am the only family member who has left my house in almost a month. I was starting to feel guilty that I "get" to leave the house. But I really appreciate that you are reminding me of the gratitude I feel that I GET to be a nurse, period. Thank you for writing this book and sharing your feelings. You are not alone.

Spot On

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Hands down one of the most entertaining and enlightening books I've read in quite some time!!! absolute must read for all new nurses!!!!

An absolute must read for all new nurses!!!!!

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She seems authentic but it was kind of a mediocre take on nursing.... nothing not obvious or unknown

eh

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Love love loved this book! Be it a New grad or experienced nurse this book perfectly describes feeling we've all felt at one time or another in our nursing practice! Thank you Sonja♡

Absolutely a must read/listen!

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loved the book and the narrator! very intriguing to listen to as I drive to and from work as a baby nurse

exceptionally exquisite

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