The Dragon Squisher

De: Scott McCormick

Narrado por: Adam Fuller

“Before I can begin my tale, you need to know about the king's panties.”

So begins the epic adventure of 14-year-old Nigel, digger of latrines, shoveler of poop, and the single greatest threat to all the humans, elves, and halflings of Esteria.

Nigel needs to escape from military school. Who can blame him? After all, the king just declared war on the gorks, and he's pretty sure his latrine-digging skills aren't going to be much good on the front lines.

Problem is, Nigel's escape efforts have a way of backfiring, taking him further from home, and destroying, well, pretty much everything that gets in his way. By the time he and his arch-frenemy are banished from the kingdom and sent on an impossible quest for a (probably bogus) magical artifact, the humans of Esteria find themselves longing for the good old days when they were merely being annihilated by Lord Smoron.

Book one of the Nigel Chronicles, The Dragon Squisher tell the story of how Nigel, his too-perfect comrade Lance Hightower, and Eldrack, a female gork prisoner with a well-earned grudge against humans, usher in a new era of chaos and magic.

©2019 Scott McCormick (P)2020 Audible Originals, LLC.

Love!! Comedy! Action! Magic!!

Must read! Please enjoy this excellent read! Magic and play on words are always welcomed and this book has it all!

Exceptional story

Loved this, it's like the best fairy tale that delves deep into the entire story, not just a happy ending. Supremely funny, laugh out loud funny, to the point where my neighbors gave me looks while I listened walking around my neighborhood. Great performance.

exceptional! it kept young and old! glued to Audib

A fantastic witty adventure filled tall tale with perfect twists, smattered with fantasy
Loved by all ages in our household

Super funny 🤣🤣🤣🤣

I think nothing wold make this better because there is time travel teleportation and MAGIC 🧙🏻‍♂️elf’s 🧝🏻‍♂️🧝🏻‍♀️and kings and queens 🤴🏻👸🏻 overall it is a amazing book one thing is I am pretty sure that if you see your past self both of you would have been imploded but I get that you did it like that so it wold make it easier to understand

Loved this book!

This was such a fun story! The narrator did an incredible job. You could differentiate between the characters just by his voice. I thoroughly enjoyed listening to it, and was sad when it ended. If you’re a fan of Tolkien, I think you’ll really enjoy this tale.