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Stellar Firma

Stellar Firma

By: Rusty Quill
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“Build your planet, keep in line… also clones."


Stellar Firma is a weekly Science Fiction, Comedy podcast following the misadventures of Stellar Firma Ltd.'s highest born but lowest achieving planetary designer Trexel Geistman and his bewildered clone assistant David 7. Join them each episode as they attempt to take listener submissions and craft them into the galaxy's most luxurious, most expensive and most questionably designed bespoke planets.

However, with Trexel's corporate shark of a line manager Hartro Piltz breathing down their necks and I.M.O.G.E.N., the station's omnipresent and omniinvasive stationwide A.I. monitoring those necks to within 3 decimal places, they'll be lucky to make it a week before being slurried and recycled into raw human resources.


Over 76 Episodes to enjoy in this long form audio drama.


For more information on Stellar Firma and our award winning fiction podcasts, visit www.rustyquill.com

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Episodes
  • Season 1 Ad Spot

    Season 1 Ad Spot
    Feb 5 2019

    Season 1 AdSpot

    Employee introduction and disciplinary action


    Citizen Employee T. Geistman (ID 362884) submits Bio Facsimile David 7 (ID 95847336) to standard disciplinary action.


    Content Warning for:

    • Comedic violence
    • Emotional Abuse


    If you'd like to support the show join be sure to visit www.patreon.com/rustyquill


    Created by Tim Meredith and Ben Meredith

    Produced by Lowri Ann Davies

    Executive Producer Alexander J Newall


    Performances:

    Trexyl Geistman: Tim Meredith

    David 7: Ben Meredith


    Editing: Alexander J Newall

    Music: Samuel D F Jones

    Artwork: Anika Khan


    Featured SFX from:

    VSokorelos, taira Komori, batuhansezer and Edo333 via freesound.org.


    Subscribe using your podcast software of choice or by visiting www.rustyquill.com/subscribe and be sure to rate and review us online; it really helps us spread across the galaxy.


    Join our community:

    WEBSITE: www.rustyquill.com

    FACEBOOK: www.facebook.com/therustyquill/

    TWITTER: @therustyquill

    REDDIT: r/RustyQuill

    EMAIL: mail@rustyquill.com


    Stellar Firma is a podcast distributed by Rusty Quill Ltd. and licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution Non-Commercial Sharealike 4.0 International Licence.

    For ad-free episodes, bonus content and the latest news from Rusty Towers, join members.rustyquill.com or our Patreon.

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    1 min
  • Season 1 Teaser

    Season 1 Teaser
    Feb 5 2019

    Trailer

    Recycling


    Citizen Employee T. Geistman (ID 362884) submits Bio Facsimile David 6 (ID 95847336) to summary slurriment and recycling.


    Content Warning for:

    • Comedic violence
    • Emotional Abuse


    If you'd like to support the show join them be sure to visit www.patreon.com/rustyquill


    Created by Tim Meredith and Ben Meredith

    Produced by Lowri Ann Davies

    Executive Producer Alexander J Newall


    Performances:

    Trexyl Geistman: Tim Meredith

    David 6: Ben Meredith


    Editing: Alexander J Newall

    Music: Samuel DF Jones

    Artwork: Anika Khan


    Featured SFX:

    Inspector J and previously credited artists via freesound.org


    Subscribe using your podcast software of choice or by visiting www.rustyquill.com/subscribe and be sure to rate and review us online; it really helps us spread across the galaxy.


    Join our community:

    WEBSITE: www.rustyquill.com

    FACEBOOK: www.facebook.com/therustyquill/

    TWITTER: @therustyquill

    REDDIT: r/RustyQuill

    EMAIL: mail@rustyquill.com


    Stellar Firma is a podcast distributed by Rusty Quill Ltd. and licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution Non-Commercial Sharealike 4.0 International Licence.

    For ad-free episodes, bonus content and the latest news from Rusty Towers, join members.rustyquill.com or our Patreon.

    Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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    2 mins
  • Episode 1 - Troughs and Goo

    Episode 1 - Troughs and Goo
    Feb 15 2019

    Episode 1

    Troughs and Goo

    PLANET - 512896-A

    Citizen Employee T. Geistman (ID 362884) is paired with new Bio Facsimile David 7 (ID 95847335). Client Nurturer 163 of the Superfluous Tentacle requests a hatchling world for the breeding of young.


    Consultant Recommendation:

    Trough shaped world.

    Seas: Boiling.

    Entrance via cushioned chute.

    Egress via teen spaceport.

    Ceremonial daggers provided for all.


    Content Warning for:

    • Comedic violence
    • Emotional abuse
    • Alcoholism


    Special thanks to Bec Savage for this episode's Planet Brief Submission.


    If you'd like to support the show, be sure to visit www.patreon.com/rustyquill


    Created by Tim Meredith and Ben Meredith

    Produced by Lowri Ann Davies

    Executive Producer Alexander J Newall


    Performances:

    I.M.O.G.E.N: Imogen Harris

    David 7: Ben Meredith

    Hartro Piltz: Jenny Haufek

    Trexel Geistman: Tim Meredith


    Editing: Edward Von Aderkas & Alexander J Newall

    Music: Samuel DF Jones

    Artwork: Anika Khan


    Featured SFX:

    patchen, sandyrb, reg7783 and xxqmanxx, pan14, peepholecircus, Sonicfreak, Paul368, mcpable, mr_roboto24, josepharaoh99, Tonsofpaperbrokenpen, GWMX_YOUTUBE03, toiletrolltube, kyles, ady_vornicu, FenrirFangs, BigKahuna360, Paul368, ani_music, rpew1, reg7783, Geography, Sauron974,Julien%20Matthey, Ev-Dawg, hz37, rdneubauer, domrodrig, theshuggie + previous via freesound.org


    Subscribe using your podcast software of choice or by visiting www.rustyquill.com/subscribe and be sure to rate and review us online; it really helps us spread across the galaxy.


    Join our community:

    WEBSITE: www.rustyquill.com

    FACEBOOK: www.facebook.com/therustyquill/

    TWITTER: @therustyquill

    REDDIT: www.reddit.com/r/RustyQuill/

    EMAIL: mail@rustyquill.com


    Stellar Firma is a podcast distributed by Rusty Quill Ltd. and licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution Non-Commercial Sharealike 4.0 International Licence.

    For ad-free episodes, bonus content and the latest news from Rusty Towers, join members.rustyquill.com or our Patreon.

    Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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    21 mins
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Prefer The Magnus Archives, but this was a really good podcast, and screw the one other person that wrote a review saying this sucked.

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This is an incredible improv podcast, but keep that in mind- IMPROV podcast. The humor is really good, but it might not work for everyone, given the medium. I say, listen to the first 2 episodes, and if it doesn’t appeal to you, maybe skip this. If you like it, than give the full first season a listen, and that will kind of be what you can expect. I think this podcast is good for fans of Hitchhiker’s Guide, and fans of dark comedy in general. I heartily recomend this podcast!

Great Podcast, But Know What You’re Getting Into

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What a pile of trash. The premise is interesting but nothing actually happens. There's lots and LOTS of repetition in dialogue, whole pairs of lines being repeated 2-3 times "for comic effect" but they're not funny the first time so they don't land the subsequent ones either. Lots of umms, ohs, and ahs, and all sorts of padding, just nothing intelligible, or funny, or clever, or resembling plot. People being hesitant and dim in a room isn't funnier or more interesting than me having breakfast. It's inane.

Pile of goo

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