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POOP 911

By: POOP 911
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  • Our highly trained and professional staff are able to provide weekly or bi-weekly service. Your service is completely customizable, to fit your family and pet's needs. We only charge after each service is provided. Call 1-877-POOP-911 (1-877-766-7911) today to enjoy a hassle-free clean yard. Our service is guaranteed. If you are not happy with your service your next cleaning is on us.
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  • Why I Became A Pooper Scooper

    Why I Became A Pooper Scooper
    May 25 2024
    In the grand tapestry of career choices, few threads weave as uniquely as the profession of a pooper scooper service specialist.

    Why I Became A Pooper Scooper

    My journey into the world of dog poop removal wasn’t a product of childhood dreams or a sudden epiphany under a starlit sky. It was more of a gradual realization, like the slow simmer of a pot on a stove. As a result, each day, whether walking in my backyard or through the park, the sight and smell of dog pop piled up painted a picture of a common need. Consequently, like any unnoticed artwork, it took a discerning eye to see the potential.

    The Revelation

    You see, poop scooper is more than a job title; every scoop represents a small step towards a cleaner, more hygienic yard or park. The task, while seemingly Sisyphean, carries a sense of pride. As an example, each nugget of pet waste removed is akin to plucking a thorn from the Earth’s tender side.

    The Craft

    And oh, the craft! It’s not simply bending and scooping. It’s science meets finesse, a technique honed over time. In addition, it’s about understanding the nuances of different breeds, the dietary impacts on consistency, and the seasonal variations in poop composition. Above all, this job demands a comprehensive knowledge rivaling the best of sommeliers, but for pet poop.The Tools of TradeLet’s talk equipment. A poop scooper is to a pooper scooper specialist what Excalibur was to King Arthur. It’s not just about finding the right tool; it’s about finding the perfect extension of one’s arm. Long handle or short? Plastic or metal? Bagged or unbagged? These are the questions that define our trade.

    The Social Element

    The social aspect of the job is as rich as the soil after a good composting. However, Dog walkers, curious toddlers, and park regulars – all become part of your daily landscape. An unspoken bond forms when you’re the guardian of the park’s cleanliness. You’re not just a pooper scooper; you’re a silent hero in gloves and a POOP 911 cap.The Business SideLet’s not forget the entrepreneurial spirit that drives a pooper scooper service. For instance, it’s not just about cleaning; it’s about making a difference in people’s lives, freeing up their time while cleaning up their backyard. It’s about customer relationships and building a brand. In other words, you’re not just cleaning up the poop; you’re enterprising peace of mind, extra time to spend with family and friends, and a poop-free lawn for impromptu picnics.

    The Unexpected Rewards

    Finally, the job’s rewards are more than just financial. The work has a meditative quality, a rhythm that becomes almost therapeutic. After that, it’s a time to reflect, be one with nature, and ponder the more profound life questions.

    Conclusion

    My journey as a pooper scooper service provider is more than a career path. Most importantly, it’s a commitment to the idea that if the home is where the heart is, a backyard is where the fun is, where families and friends can spend quality time together in the backyard, footloose and worry-free.
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    4 mins
  • Things Dogs Can't Eat Off Your Plate At Thanksgiving

    Things Dogs Can't Eat Off Your Plate At Thanksgiving
    Nov 18 2023
    3 mins
  • Should I Put A Sweater On My Dog.

    Should I Put A Sweater On My Dog.
    Nov 11 2023
    3 mins
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911 reporting a dog poop

This is a interesting book lots of poop in it but it’s only for dogs I guess

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