This week Snooki is down and out, recovering from her recent hysterectomy, so she and Joey did what any bestie would do, record ahead of time, with their most toxic episode yet. They would never leave us hanging, even with major surgery on the line. The duo is over summer, ready to hang Christmas lights and are packing their bags for a ghouls weekend to Salem. Spoilers ahead! Snooki and Joey breakdown Netflix’s hit documentary ‘A Toxic Love Story,’ with their background in true crime, they saw the truth through all the twists and turns. Our besties know a toxic man when they see one. The duo address a tough conversation, the Lindsay Clancy case, a tragedy that has many divided. Snooki and Joey are heartbroken over the loss of these three children and call out the healthcare system that failed this family, reminding us that mental health needs to be taken seriously.

Snooki and Joey get honest about growing up and growing older. The elderly joys of getting to bed earlier and taking naps, while having to turn down the music in order to think, and the excitement we get when finding cheaper groceries. Then Joey gets candid about making friends as an adult. Dating apps are turning to friendship finds and we’re here for the connection. Speaking of toxic men, our Crusaders called in with some of their nastiest stories and their exes who never deserved them. Oh mawmas, we’ve got your back, unlike your man.

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Crusaders, the lights are out! At least for Joey anyway. This week our besties are manifesting a big career and big money for Joey, as he needs his electricity and Netflix. Meanwhile, Snooki prepares for her upcoming surgery, breaking down all the self-care gadgetry from laxatives to body binders, to help keep herself comfortable, and hopefully, pain free. Keep the recommendations coming, crusaders. The duo doubles down on streaming channels everywhere, demanding that if we’re going to binge our shows, at least let’s be able to watch them every year. Who has time to wait two years for a new season?

Our besties question what would social media have been like if millennials had them in our teenage years. One thing is for certain, we’d all end up in jail. As for millennials today, Myspace is apparently making a comeback! Are we ready for another round of “My Top 8”? The besties go even harder with old school quizzes from YM Magazine and BuzzFeed. Crusaders, how well do you know your 2000s MTV shows? Snooki and Joey get spooked on this week’s hotline, from zombie roosters to unavailable “businessmen,” the duo are dealing out their best advice. On this week’s Confession Sessions, sponsored by Hard Rock Bet, Joey literally spills the beans, while Snooki reveals her secret catfishing scheme. Hello chat rooms? The 2000s are calling and Snooki and Joey have answered.

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This week our besties are crashing out HARD. The road to recovery looks like admitting we have bad days, giving ourselves the room to rant and taking the rest we need to get back on track. Joey takes a night out in SoHo at the exclusive Ludlow House, and Snooki shares her latest obsession, ZBiotics, a pre-drink shot for the elderly millennial to keep the party going and the hangovers gone. Joey’s mother is trying to contact him beyond the grave, while the bestie duo bonds over their newest signature summer fragrances.

As Snooki’s surgery date fast approaches, she reflects on the last year navigating her journey with cervical cancer, highlighting the importance of making your doctor appointments to opening up about the scary feelings of surgery. Joey chats about all the newest celebrity collabs, from Hailey Bieber and Gap to Merit and The Ritz Carlton, while Nicole pops off and calls out judgmental crusaders.

The duo round out the conversation with their weekly Confession Sessions, sponsored by Hard Rock Bet, sharing that it’s okay to not be okay and that we need to let go of guilt when it comes to taking rest days. Snooki is a firm believer of bed rotting…who wouldn’t be, being a mother of three, with multiple businesses and battling cancer.

And crusaders, somebody please buy Joey’s chairs.

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