We review "Ni No Kuni", a story about a fantasy world linked to our own by the worst thing possible: a "chosen one" anime hero with an IQ equal to his age.

CONTENT WARNING: jealous boyfriends / mass murderers / multi-dimensional terrorists (and that's all just one guy!), mild language.

Featuring the voices of Marc Athanas, Wayne Bressette, and Nick Mohr.

Our theme music was composed by Jack Feerick, and performed and realized by Sam Feerick.

We review "Gran Turismo", the true story of a Nissan exec who watched The Last Starfighter too many times and thought "Why not this, but with race cars?"

Can video game skills translate to a real race track? Don't cheat and look up the story on Wiki, experience it with us!

CONTENT WARNING: reckless management, car crashes, father and son conflict, anti-"Nick" propaganda, mild language.

Featuring the voices of Marc Athanas, Wayne Bressette, and Nick Mohr.

Our theme music was composed by Jack Feerick, and performed and realized by Sam Feerick.

We review "The King of Fighters", where a young Japanese boy out for revenge trains to become a white man and travel to another dimension for a chance to become the KING OF FIGHTERS™ because... something to do with a floating, pulsating ball of slithering energy snakes?

Yeah, we're not sure how to process that one, either.

CONTENT WARNING: mind control, secret lesbians, snake orgies, mid-movie whitewashing, mild language.

Featuring the voices of Marc Athanas, Wayne Bressette, and Nick Mohr.

Our theme music was composed by Jack Feerick, and performed and realized by Sam Feerick.