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Don't Spray Yourself!

By: Gavin (Bison)
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  • BREAKING NEW.... Still bringing a HUMPING, BUMPING DAMN FUNNY Episodes for EVERYONE on WEDNESDAY at NOON (CDT)!!!But... NOW... We are bringing MORE THRUSTS, MORE BUMPS, and...MORE HILARIOUS FUN in Exclusive Episodes FOR PATREONSon MONDAYS at NOON (CDT)!!! ... www.patreon.com/dontsprayyourselfpodcast... The Don’t Spray Yourself! Podcast was built on the same premise of the saying, “Say It Don’t Spray It.” It is a storytelling comedy podcast that will leave its listeners saying… “SERIOUSLY?!” or “WTF!” Those stories are best told with a beer in one hand and in a virtual bar environment because there is NOTHING like telling a story drunk or a drunk story sober. So come around the bar top, and grab a drink, because the stories and discussions that are about to be had will make you want to drink more and laugh hard. We ONLY release on Hump Days, or in Grandma's terms Wednesday, because there is NOT a better day to tell humorous stories, and sarcasm, and have a HUMPING, BUMPING, DAMN GOOD TIME!!
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Episodes
  • Name This TikTok Challenge... #YouAreSprayingYourself

    Name This TikTok Challenge... #YouAreSprayingYourself
    Sep 28 2022

    On this episode of the Don't Spray Yourself! Podcast, Gavin (Bison) sits down to discuss a topic that has been on his mind since Year One of this podcast. It comes from an App that came popular during COVID shutdowns. An App that came popular for people to use to do stupid things to gain clout. Yes, Gavin (Bison) talks about the most ridiculous TikTok challenges that have graced the world. Some are iconic. Some are ridiculous. Some are... PLUMPING DUMB! When you listen ask yourself... "Would you ever?!" And if you answer "yes," then.... YOU ARE SPRAYING YOUR DAMN SELF!!

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    35 mins
  • AirDropping Nakedness on Planes...WHAT?!

    AirDropping Nakedness on Planes...WHAT?!
    Sep 14 2022

    On this episode of the Don't Spray Yourself! Podcast, Gavin (Bison) sits down to discuss the one thing that humanity lost their marbles on... airplane etiquette. Ever since the 2020 pandemic and flying was shut down, social media has been flooded with RIDICULOUS behavior on planes. One example is the lady that was breastfeeding her naked cat on a plane... WHAT!?! Gavin (Bison) sits down to discuss all of the ridiculous behavior that he has seen and heard of on planes. He wishes that he found a Flight Attendant to join him on this episode, but still... YOU ARE SPRAYING YOURSELF if you do ANY of this stuff. 

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    31 mins
  • What in the Condom Balloon Animals is this Birthday?!

    What in the Condom Balloon Animals is this Birthday?!
    Sep 7 2022

    On this episode of the Don't Spray Yourself! Podcast, Gavin (Bison) sits down for his... 30th Birthday Podcast Episode!! Turning 30 is scary is some but on this podcast... WE CELEBRATE! As Gavin (Bison) says on this podcast episode, "There are some people that hate celebrate birthdays, who probably are 40-year-old virgins. Then there are some who LOVE to celebrate birthdays...which is who Gavin is. In this episode, however, Gavin (Bison) discusses birthdays that he only half remembers and one that happened in high school that will make you say... WTF?! Lastly... the first 10 minutes of the episode is toasting with shots of Jack Daniels, song playing, and some hilarious rambling, but PLEASE ENJOY IT... or YOU SPRAYING YOURSELF!  

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    29 mins
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