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Philosophy of Time Travel

By: Roberta Sparrow
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  • Summary

  • This intent of this short book is to be used as a simple and direct guide in a time of great danger....

    -- Roberta Sparrow :: Paris, France, 2038 RA --
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Episodes
  • Ibiza :: Love Drunk

    Ibiza :: Love Drunk
    Jun 7 2024


    Musique Mécanique par le Théâtre Électrique ::

    "Nightclubbing" by Blank and Jones
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  • MoonShadow

    MoonShadow
    Mar 27 2024




    Musique Mécanique par le Théâtre Électrique ::
    "Moonshadow" by Cat Stevens


    Lyrics ::

    I'm being followed by a Moonshadow
    Moonshadow, Moonshadow
    Stealing my smokes and hubcaps, Moonshadow
    Moonshadow, Moonshadow

    At first I tried to call the cops
    They hung up, called me nuts
    And then I texted Special Ops
    And they said, "Jump in a lake," and go fuck yourself

    So if I ever find a rock
    Wnen this Moon follows me
    Oh, if I ever find a rock
    Oh, I will bash the face of this Moon asshole

    Oh, I'm being followed by a Moonshadow
    Moonshadow, Moonshadow
    Stay the fuck away from me, you Moonshadow
    Moonshadow, Moonshadow

    And if I find a Neutron Bomb
    I won't pause and I won't frown
    Oh, if I find a Neutron Bomb
    Oh, I will bring death down on Moonshadow Town

    And if I'm ever at the beach
    And I sense Moons undersea
    And if I'm ever at the beach
    I will raise Tidal Waves until you drown

    How did you even find me?
    Facebook or Instagram?
    Why do you even stalk me?
    What did I ever do to moons?

    Oh, you're a fucking bastard, Moonshadow
    Moonshadow, Moonshadow

    Touch me and I'll kick your ass, Moonshadow
    Moonshadow, Moonshadow
    Moonfucker, Moonfucker
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    Less than 1 minute
  • Cold

    Cold
    Mar 21 2024




    Musique Mécanique par le Théâtre Électrique ::
    "Gold" by Spandau Ballet


    Lyrics ::

    One bacon maple bar
    One banana Cronut to go
    Two cream puffs with custard and jam
    This is my lunch hour
    Why not try fried sugar and dough
    Rather have a sweet than sour

    Oh, but I want them fresh and I want them warm
    Nothing left over from last week
    Not one you marked as antique
    Cold... Your doughs, sir, are cold
    Your doughnuts are petrified
    Fossilized fritters like rocks
    All indestructable
    I put one down my pants, and it's cold
    Ancient artifacts, not dessert

    Always believe in
    Doughnuts indestructable

    Your doughnuts are cold as ice

    Now I am tasting one
    I am stunned by the lack of flavor
    Someone used Superglue for icing
    My face is stuck to glass
    You glued my lips to the donut counter
    I need them hot, I need them fresh

    How can you fail with so much hot burning oil

    I should throw it all in your face

    But, I am too busy playing bass
    Oh, Christ, these damn doughnuts are cold
    Your crumb doughnuts are much too mild
    They were baked and stockpiled
    When Cher was still a child
    I want them fresh, I want them not cold

    If your doughnuts can't be warm
    Order online or walk right up to the stand
    No one cares what you do

    How 'bout if I kick your fucking ass?
    How 'bout I beat you with a rake?
    Oh, Christ, these doughs are cold
    These doughnuts remind me of death

    Relics of Wartime, all indestructable
    I want them fresh, I want them not cold
    These doughs were cooked on Titanic
    Long before the panic

    These doughs are cold as ice
    I'm gonna kick your ass
    These doughs are cold
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    Less than 1 minute
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