Welcome back to our realm of the unexplained and occasionally absurd, dear listeners! This week, we're tiptoeing through a collection of tales that straddle the line between the otherworldly and the awkwardly human. So, grab your favourite spectral snack, and let's dive into the abyss of mystery and misadventure.

🌌 First Stop: A Haunting in LeedsImagine a night as quiet as a crypt in an old hotel near Leeds. Wendy, our first storyteller, shares a bone-chilling encounter that's sure to leave you questioning the divide between our world and the next. Tucked in bed early and stone-cold sober, Wendy's peaceful sleep was interrupted by an unseen presence at 3 AM. Covers pulled away, and the sensation of someone... or something pressing down on her. Was it a spectral visitor or the overly familiar barman with a penchant for key jingling? Listen in as we unravel this eerie enigma.

💘 A Twist of Fate and FlatulenceNext, we're whisked away on a whimsical journey with Kenny and Juliette, the star-crossed lovers from opposite sides of the track. Kenny, dreaming of the high life yet grounded by his modest means, plans the perfect evening to win Juliette's heart. But as the night unfolds, a comedic twist awaits our lovebirds. A tale of romance, aspiration, and an ill-timed... ahem, gust, reminding us that love isn't just in the air but sometimes, a little lower to the ground.

👻 Herbert the Pervert: A Ghostly GroperRacheal, a friend of the show, revisits us with updates on Herbert, the less-than-gentlemanly Spector with a cold touch and an even colder sense of boundaries. From icy caresses in the garden to a startling awakening accompanied by the scent of cow manure, Racheal's experiences blur the line between the paranormal and the downright invasive. Armed with Latin advice and a plea to our spiritual advisor, Taruak, we seek to give Herbert his ethereal marching orders.

🔑 Psychic Sally and the Mystery of the KeysOur final caller, Sarah from Salisbury, recounts her visit to psychic Sally Morgan. In a moment of spiritual connection, Sally channels a spirit named John, revealing a secret set of keys hidden behind a fridge freezer. But these keys unlock more than just doors; they open the door to marital secrets and spectral interventions. Join us as we explore the implications of John's message and the power of psychic insight.

As we close this chapter of our paranormal podcast, remember, the world is full of mysteries waiting in the shadows. Whether you're encountering ghostly gropers or romantic misfires, we're here to navigate the twilight together.

Spiritually yours,

Clinton.x

Credits:

• Tales from the Cryptic Heart: Wendy, Kenny, Racheal, and Sarah
• Ethereal Advice and Laughter: Taruak and our team of ghostly advisors
• Podcast remastered/censored by Laurie from Peters-Fox.
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Hello, my spectral spectators and ghost story aficionados! Clinton Baptiste here, ready to thrill and chill you with another live showcase from the heart of London's paranormal playground, the 100 Club.

This week, we're veering off the beaten path of archived echoes to present live, pulse-pounding encounters from you, our beloved audience. And let me tell you, we've got some belters... and CONTENDERS vying for tonight's star prize – exclusive, possibly haunted, T-shirts!

🏭 Derek's Factory Fright: Derek shares a chilling tale of his father's night shift encounter in a sprawling factory. A voice saying "hello" in the dead of night, but was it a practical joke, or something more spectral? We dive deep.

🏠 Diana's Domestic Disturbance: Diana's Hertfordshire home comes with an extra occupant, Dave the ghost, who's not keen on letting go. Find out how this affectionate spirit sabotages sales.

💡 Antonia's Illuminated Insights: In West Hampstead, Antonia experiences a light show courtesy of David and Ruth from beyond the grave. Are these flickering lights a message?

🪞 Emily's Reflective Revelation: A mirror in Emily's living room reveals a prophetic Chinese man forecasting dark events. We peer into the glass for answers.

🌿 Chingle Hall's Lavender Lament: A visitor to Chingle Hall encounters sighs and the overwhelming scent of lavender in the dead of night. A ghostly greeting or something else?

🐱 Mary's Mediumistic Moggie: Mary claims her cat predicted the Queen's demise. Is this feline a furry oracle, or is it all just purr-ception?

👻 Doris's Victorian Visitation: Taps on the back and a spectral granny sighting send Doris reeling. Was this a familial visitation or a vision from beyond?

Join us for these eerie tales, live reactions, and ghostly giggles. Who will win the coveted T-shirts, and more importantly, who will leave with their spine still intact?

Stay spooky, and may the best ghost story win,

Clinton.x

Credits:

• Podcast produced by Laurie from Peters-Fox.

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🔮 Live from the 100 Club: Ghostly Gatherings

Hello, my ethereal enthusiasts and spectral supporters! Clinton Baptiste here, taking you on a special detour from our usual archival adventures to bring you something truly extraordinary. This week, we're coming to you live from none other than London's historic 100 Club!

We're setting the archives aside to delve into your direct encounters with the otherworldly. The stories we've unearthed are nothing short of astounding. Picture this: a fire door that just won't close, mysteriously linked to the spirit of a man found with a bag over his head in his hotel room.

And that's just the beginning. Imagine stepping into a KFC, only to learn it was temporarily closed due to a rotting presence above, leaving behind an invisible force that's taken to poking unsuspecting patrons.

Then, there's the chilling account of a mannequin in a loft, whose appearance seems to shift in ways that defy explanation.

Join us for these tales and more, as we explore the eerie, the unexplained, and the outright bizarre. These stories are guaranteed to send a shiver down your spine and perhaps make you glance over your shoulder a bit more often.

Stay tuned, keep the lights on, and let's dive into the ghostly conversations that await at the 100 Club.

Stay spooky, my friends, Clinton.x

Credits:

Thanks to all that attended the 100 Club 28th Jan 2024

• Podcast produced by Laurie from Peters-Fox.

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