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Butt Metal Blast Cast

By: Professor Grindstein Judge Dredd Wulf and The Inverted Cross-Examiner
  • Summary

  • Wulf, Judge Dredd, Professor Grindstein, and the Inverted Cross-Examiner talk metal news, current events, shitty food, and whatever else comes up.
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Episodes
  • 032: MANDATORY AI-GENERATED OFFICE METAL AS PART OF NEW OSHA POLICIES
    May 7 2024

    In this episode, the Bidet Blast Boys™ analyze a dream in which there is a meta movie called OSHA: The Movie starring Mel Gibson as a worker so dedicated to work that he was willing to work even while mortally wounded. The Boiz™ dive deep into the etymology of rizz and jizz only to realize that they are actually cognates (not really), and, as a result, the Boyz™ prepare themselves for the oncoming war between the Rizzers, the Jizzers, the Rizz Jizzers, and the Jizz Rizzers. The Boice™ explore the possibility of Egyptian nu-metal as well as other ethnic-inspired nu-metals through the song “The Evil Inherent in Us All” by Karl Sanders. FINALLY, the Boyez™ explore the possibilities and ethical quandaries presented by AI as applied in metal and beyond!

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    1 hr and 24 mins
  • 031: BINAURAL PEPTO BISMOL-LACED PIZZA-EATING REBEL DIARRHEA EXTRAVAGANZA (THE TWIZTID FRESH LOST EPISODE)
    Mar 25 2024

    (NOTE: this episode was recorded at the end of Summer 2021 and was lost to the annals (read: anals) of Butt Blast history as editing other, more timely episodes took priority. Enjoy!)

    The Buddhist Blatt Boizst™ pontificate over the influence of Kyuss, especially the butt rock vocal stylings of John Garcia. They play a true or false quiz game based on an absurd, but somewhat typical, self-serious black metal elitist interview with Satyr from Satyricon. They also touch upon the ethics of lucid dreaming of a fan fiction world in which fictional characters are murdered. Finally, they hypothesize that the counter-serve restaurant by the name of Twisted Fresh (aka Twiztid Fresh) is just a chaotic, Insane Clown Posse-inspired restaurant whose tagline is “We’re REALLY fucked up”. WHOOP WHOOOOOP!!!

    How does Wulf actually eat his pizza? Will the Inverted Cross-Examiner puke by the end of the episode? Will Professor Grindstein finally watch the videos of David Ellefson masturbating? Find out on this previously LOST episode of the Butt Metal Blast Cast!

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    2 hrs and 4 mins
  • 030: I DID IT ALL FOR BEING DOWN WITH THE NU-METAL MOUNTAIN DEW A.D.I.D.A.S. PANTS SICKNESS (an interview with the CEO of Nu-Metal Holiday Kirk)
    Jan 16 2024

    Have you seen teenagers recently wear ball chain necklaces, black lipstick, baggy jeans, and Slipknot shirts? Have you wondered what's with all of the bounce rhythms infiltrating metalcore over the last few years? Oh, you haven't heard? NU-METAL IS BACK! 

    Are you just as confused as we are? Did you, like us, put all of your money on ska coming back whereas nu-metal wasn't even on the bingo card?

    In order to elucidate the resurgence of nu-metal, Judge Dredd talked with Holiday Kirk, the self-proclaimed CEO of nu-metal. Holiday is the editor-in-chief of the Nu Metal Agenda, the host of the Nu Metal Agenda podcast, and the man behind Twitter and Instagram's crazy ass moments in nu-metal history accounts.

    Why have the conditions been ripe for the current nu-metal resurgence? What are the challenges of promoting and marketing music in the age of social media under the dwindling influence of big record labels? Can the resurgence of nu-metal mark the return of metal and rock music's prominence to mainstream audiences? What can extreme metal musicians and bands learn from nu-metal? Why is Chat Pile nu-metal? These questions and more will be answered in this episode of the BUTT METAL BLAST CAST!

     

    Holiday Kirk's Links

    Nu Metal Agenda website: https://numetalagenda.com/

    Nu Metal Agenda podcast: wherever you stream podcasts

    Nu Metal Agenda on Twitter: https://twitter.com/numetal_agenda

    Nu Metal Agenda on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/numetal_agenda/

    crazy ass moments in nu-metal history on Twitter: https://twitter.com/numetal_moment

    crazy ass moments in nu-metal history on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/numetal_moment/

    Personal account on Twitter: https://twitter.com/HolidayKirk

     

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    43 mins

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